Abducted

11/14/2024

The Onion bought InfoWars to make fun of conspiracy theorists. Abducted reborn?

02/24/2019

11/27/2017

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Each of these gorgeous natural latex Cthulhu Masks is cast and painted by hand.

10/10/2017

A very important question.

Answer (1 of 15): He probably doesn’t realize how loud it is. You see, reptiles don’t have the same kind of ears we do. We have a fleshy cup that helps to channel and focus sound waves as they hit our ear drums; the poor reptilian has only the eardrums themselves, discs on the surface of the ski...

08/03/2016

Watch with amusement as these Gnome-Be-Gone critters carry away a garden gnome. Made by Fred Conlon with recycled steel.

05/29/2016

LOL no.

05/15/2016

08/12/2015

I've taken up with the ex-SSPO, who promptly let the magic smoke out of Mr Excito II.

12/22/2014

I can't feel my legs.

09/14/2014

For your health:

08/29/2014

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08/20/2014

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08/17/2014

Hail Eris!

Over fifty years ago, a group of pranksters founded a satiric religion devoted to creating conspiracy theories so insane that nobody would ever believe uncritically in conspiracies again. They called themselves the Discordians. And their weird ideas are still influencing us today.

07/17/2014

He gave away our secrets!

We partnered with "Weird Al" to create this music video for his new album, "Mandatory Fun." Also featuring Patton Oswalt, Tom Lennon, and Robert Ben Garant. ...