06/18/2026
ATTENTION, INTERNET. I HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM OF FALSE ADVERTISING.
Apparently my photos have been hitting the gym without me because I look WAY bigger online than I actually am. In real life, I'm just a 15-pound, 14-week-old professional people lover with a heart that's about 100 times bigger than my body.
Also, whoever took my pictures owes me an apology. They make me look much darker than I really am. In person, I'm rocking a gorgeous blue-gray coat that's even more handsome than the camera gives me credit for.
My name is Alfie, and I have never met a stranger. If you have hands, I expect them to pet me. If you have a lap, I assume it's reserved for me. If you have snacks... well, I think we just became best friends.
My adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $40, and it covers my neuter, rabies and distemper/parvo vaccines, vet exam, f***l test, deworming, microchip, and all the usual vetting before I head home with my new family.
So stop judging me by my misleading photos and come meet the real me. I promise I'm smaller, lighter, and somehow even cuter in person.
Call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment before someone else figures out that I'm the best deal in town!