08/27/2026
Mattie — Professional Chaos Coordinator
Hi. I’m Mattie, a 12-week-old Heeler mix weighing a very manageable 9.8 pounds. I say “manageable” because I’m pretty sure my personality is at least 87 pounds.
I specialize in important puppy business like zoomies, toy theft, dramatic staring, and making people wonder how something this small can create THIS MUCH CHAOS. I’m cute, I’m fun, and I have absolutely no intention of letting you have a boring day ever again.
Basically, I’m a tiny four-legged tornado with a face you won’t be able to resist.
And because apparently I’m worth more than money can buy, my adoption fee has been SPONSORED and reduced to just $50!
That $50 includes my spay before I go home, rabies vaccine, distemper/parvo vaccine, vet exam, f***l test for parasites, general dewormer, and microchip.
If you're ready to add a small amount of Heeler-powered insanity to your household, call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment to meet me.
Come quickly. My puppy resume is impressive and my references are adorable.