99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1

05/04/2026

Exciting news!!!! Happy spring time!!! Hoorayyy!!! We are in the process of hiring our 4th Breed Groomer/Pet Stylist!!! Right now our books are closed to new clients again as we are busting at the seems and booked out through June and most of July. We look forward to the addition of another member of our grooming family and reopening the books. When we first opened almost 5 years ago, we just prayed the phone would even ring. Taking a big leap of faith to open our own salon was very exciting and scary. We have been so fortunate to have the patrons we have and love every single one of you and your furries!! I keep a note book a mile long of new clients wanting to get on the books. I have to turn down new people every single day but look very forward to welcoming them to salon!!

Unfortunately.. I have to talk about NO CALL/NO SHOWS. We are a schedule based business. When a client NO CALL/NO SHOWS, there is no way to fill that spot in a timely manner and our Groomer is just OUT the time and money for that time spot. We have our own opinions about manners and not having the courtesy to even call, but We'll keep those to ourselves. To protect ourselves we have updated our Policy and is posted in the salon along with having everyone sign it as well. This keeps us all on the same sheet of music. Theses policies insure we are able to better accommodate those clients who value our service and time, along with those who are looking to get on the books. Thanks so much for your understanding and being a part of the 99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1 family!!!

02/15/2026

I love the addition of my flower. And it’s one of my colors too! - Lexi

11/18/2025

Very excited to share this!! We get a lot of requests when customers see our hats or shirts that we wear in the salon, if they can purchase them to wear as well and support Pierce Countie's #1 Very Best Grooming Salon. Well the answer now.... IS YES!!!! These are high quality knit stocking caps with our company logo embroidered on them!!! We are selling them for $20. We have Purple and Blue!!! I have already sold 3 today to customers picking up or dropping off their dogs!! We have 47 left so get yours while they last!!! On top of our second award voted by YOU we are very graced and humbled that people want to represent our company!!! As I always say, Thank you so very much for the love!!! We will continue to go above and beyond in the care we take while grooming and loving your furry family members!!! Remember... YOU might have 99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1 ❤️

10/14/2025

2 Years In A Row!!! Voted Pierce Countie's Gold Winner!!!! The Best Grooming Salon In All Of The Land!!! ... Well, Pierce County atleast!!!! Thank you all from the very bottoms of our ❤️'s We work very hard to go above and beyond when it comes to the care we take of your Furries, and even the care we take of YOU!!! Shout out to our whole team here at the shop!!! We are very grateful to have people with us who's hearts are in it like ours are!! We look very forward to bringing you the Very Best service in pet grooming for years to come!!! We will have more Great News to share with you so don't forget to follow and like our page!!! Once again, and we can not say this enough.. Thank you all for the patronage and love you've shown us over the last 4 years!!! We love you all and wouldn't be a success without YOU!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

06/19/2025

Thank you for all your love!!!
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06/02/2025

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05/22/2025

This is banana crackers!!! We got nominated again!!! We wish we knew who did it, so we can thank them from the bottom of our 💕 's!!! We hope you read this and feel our gratitude!!! Could we win 2 years in a row??? Who knows. Either way we are humbled to be nominated again. In the mean time, we will continue to go above and beyond to provide YOU & YOUR furries the very best professional grooming services this side of the Puyallup River!!! 😉😉😉 We truly love all of our furries and their people!!! One ❤️, & Remember, YOU might have 99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1!!!

03/04/2025

Great news!!! 99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1 is now open 7 days a week!! Tell your people if they mention your name when they come in for their first appointment, you get $5 off your next service!! Remember, YOU might have 99 Problems But Grooming on the weekends Ain't 1!!!

Full service grooming salon. For scheduling or inquiries please call 253-316-2599. Thank you so much!

02/24/2025

Refer a friend and get $5 off your next service!!!

02/11/2025

Hooooorayyy!!!! 99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1 has hired another Breed/Pet Groomer!!!! It wasn't easy as there were so many applicants. A few were really standouts and after interviewing over 20 candidates in person, we scheduled technical grooms with 2 of the candidates. We decided to offer employment to one of them and she happily accepted the offer!!! I will introduce her to you guys in the near future. I think she will be a great addition to the 99 Problems Family!!!

More great news!!!! We will have 2 Breed/Pet Groomers working weekends starting the beginning of next month and will be open 7 days a week!!! Monday - Friday will still be 8am - 7pm & we will now be open 8am - 6pm Saturday & Sunday!!!

Tell your Mama and your Daddy annnd your Bald Headed Granny... tell you Sister or your Mr., tell your Uncle Joe or Whoever you know!!! Our books are open to all breeds of dogs 🐕 and cats 🐈!!!

ALWAYS REMEMBER... YOU might have 99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1!!!

01/09/2025

Great news!!! 99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1 is now hiring!!!

Job Title: Experienced Pet Groomer (Dogs and Cats)

Here at 99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1 we specialize in providing personalized, high-quality grooming services for dogs and cats in Tacoma, Washington. We pride ourselves on our attention to detail, exceptional customer service, and commitment to using only the best hypoallergenic and paraben-free products for our furry clients.

Position Summary:
99 Problems but groom'n ain't one is seeking a full-time experienced Pet Groomer to join our team of dedicated pet care professionals in Tacoma, Washington. As a Pet Groomer, you will be responsible for providing top-notch grooming services to our furry clients, ensuring their comfort and well-being throughout the grooming process. As well as adhering to policies and procedures, the ideal candidate will possess strong grooming skills, excellent communication and interpersonal abilities, and a genuine love for both dogs and cats.

Key Responsibilities:
● Perform grooming services on a variety of dog and cat breeds, including bathing, brushing, clipping, and styling.
● Maintain a clean, safe, and comfortable grooming environment for both pets and groomers.
● Communicate with clients to understand their specific grooming preferences and any special requirements for their pets.
● Recognize and address any potential health concerns or issues, such as skin conditions or parasites, and communicate these concerns to clients and management.
● Provide exceptional customer service, building trust and rapport with both human and animal clients.
● Remain up-to-date on the latest grooming trends, techniques, and best practices through ongoing training and professional development opportunities.
● Collaborate with other groomers and team members to ensure a positive and efficient work environment.
● Answering telephones at times and scheduling grooming appointments for our clients dogs and cats.

Qualifications and Skills:
- A minimum of 2 years of professional dog and cat grooming experience.
- Strong knowledge of various dog and cat breeds and their grooming requirements.
- Ability to safely and effectively handle dogs and cats of all sizes, temperaments, and behavioral issues.
- Excellent communication and interpersonal skills, with a demonstrated ability to build and maintain positive relationships with clients and colleagues.
- A self-starter with a strong work ethic, able to thrive in a fast-paced, team-oriented environment.
- Flexibility to work evenings and weekends.

99 Problems but groom'n ain't one is an Equal Opportunity Employer that values diversity in the workplace. We offer a competitive compensation package, including 50% commission, 7 paid holidays, and bonuses. Professional development opportunities. If you or someone you know are passionate about providing top-quality grooming services and love working with both dogs and cats, we want to hear from you! Thank you and remember YOU might have 99 Problems But Groom'n Ain't 1!!!

Please send your resume to [email protected]