09/22/2026
Welcome tiny chaos goblins, Uproar and Sparkle Smash, to farmhouse foster life. They might only have half(ok maybe less in Uproar’s case) of their vision but they have their full puppy madness abilities. They are around 9 weeks old and were found in a box outside the police station. My guess, some sh*tty backyard breeder decided he couldn’t make a buck off puppies with eye deformities and he dropped them like hot potatoes. Uproar, the little black one, doesn’t seem to have a ton of his vision but he does ok getting around so far. Sparkle Smash functions like a normal seeing puppy even though we know for a fact she cannot see from her left eye. Uproar is the sweetest, most snuggly butter ball. Sparkle Smash is a spicy little ball of terror. Their eyes will be reevaluated in a couple weeks and then once they are cleared medically they will be ready to terrorize someone else’s home. If you’re looking for a new puppy, that may or may not have eyeballs their whole life, these are your kids. They will be available with Chi-Town Pitties, Inc. so get those apps in before it’s too late.
