Story Time

08/08/2026

Trying to begin the proper raw food diet for the Brawndo man! So far this is what I have for totals and weekly feed schedules!

Y’all have any suggestions or think of anything to add?

Weekly Shopping List (Total Weight: 98 oz / 6.1 lbs)

Muscle Meat (78.4 oz total):
*30.4 oz Lean Beef,
*24 oz Turkey Thigh,
*12 oz Beef Heart,
*12 oz Canned/Fresh Sardines (in water, no salt).Ground Bone (9.8 oz total):
9.8 oz Finely Ground Duck or Chicken Bone.
*Liver (4.9 oz total): 4.9 oz Beef or Chicken Liver. Other Secreting Organ (4.9 oz total): 4.9 oz Beef Kidney or Spleen.

The 7-Day Feeding ScheduleDivide each day's total ounces into 3 or 4 small meals to accommodate her shrinking stomach space.

Monday (Beef & Turkey Day)Muscle Meat (11.2 oz): 6.2 oz Lean Ground Beef + 5.0 oz Turkey Thigh Meat.Ground Bone (1.4 oz): 1.4 oz Ground Duck Bone.Organs (1.4 oz): 0.7 oz Beef Liver + 0.7 oz Beef Kidney.

Tuesday (Beef & Heart Day)Muscle Meat (11.2 oz): 6.2 oz Lean Ground Beef + 5.0 oz Beef Heart.Ground Bone (1.4 oz): 1.4 oz Ground Duck Bone.Organs (1.4 oz): 0.7 oz Beef Liver + 0.7 oz Beef Kidney.

Wednesday (Turkey & Fish Day)Muscle Meat (11.2 oz): 5.2 oz Turkey Thigh Meat + 6.0 oz Sardines.Ground Bone (1.4 oz): 1.4 oz Ground Duck Bone.Organs (1.4 oz): 0.7 oz Beef Liver + 0.7 oz Beef Kidney.

Thursday (Beef & Turkey Day)Muscle Meat (11.2 oz): 6.2 oz Lean Ground Beef + 5.0 oz Turkey Thigh Meat.Ground Bone (1.4 oz): 1.4 oz Ground Duck Bone.Organs (1.4 oz): 0.7 oz Beef Liver + 0.7 oz Beef Kidney.

Friday (Turkey & Heart Day)Muscle Meat (11.2 oz): 6.2 oz Turkey Thigh Meat + 5.0 oz Beef Heart.Ground Bone (1.4 oz): 1.4 oz Ground Duck Bone.Organs (1.4 oz): 0.7 oz Beef Liver + 0.7 oz Beef Kidney.

Saturday (Beef & Fish Day)Muscle Meat (11.2 oz): 5.2 oz Lean Ground Beef + 6.0 oz Sardines.Ground Bone (1.4 oz): 1.4 oz Ground Duck Bone.Organs (1.4 oz): 0.7 oz Beef Liver + 0.7 oz Beef Kidney.

Sunday (Triple Protein Blend Day)Muscle Meat (11.2 oz): 4.2 oz Lean Ground Beef + 5.0 oz Turkey Thigh + 2.0 oz Beef Heart.Ground Bone (1.4 oz): 1.4 oz Ground Duck Bone.Organs (1.4 oz): 0.7 oz Beef Liver + 0.7 oz Beef Kidney.

Crucial Preparation RulesFreeze Everything First: Raw wild-caught fish and grocery store meats should be frozen for at least 2 to 3 weeks before feeding to eliminate potential parasites that could harm the fetuses. (In cases of pregnancy)

Never Mix Warm and Cold: Serve the food at room temperature or slightly chilled. Never microwave or cook the blend, as this will cook the ground bone fragments, turning them into hazardous shards.

Servings for preggo dogs is 8-9oz untill 3rd trimester to which feeding increases to 12-14oz.

If pregnant momma needs to take daily Prenatal Supplement: 5 mg Folic Acid.

08/05/2026

Dear Motomu Toriyama,

I am writing to you today from the year 2026, a quarter of a century after the release of Final Fantasy X, to let you know that the "Catcher Chocobo" and "Lightning Dancer" sidequests are still actively causing emotional damage to players around the globe.

We need to talk about what happened during development in 2001. Giving Tidus and Lulu’s ultimate weapons some of the highest power ceilings in the game is fine, but tying them to design choices that feel genuinely cruel is entirely another.

The Chocobo controls do not listen to the D-pad, the birds spawn out of thin air with magnetic attraction to Tidus's face, and the trainer gets a blatant head start on the balloons. Getting a time of 0:00.0 requires less actual skill and more an act of pure, randomized mercy from the game's code. And as for making players dodge 200 consecutive lightning bolts in the Thunder Plains? Resetting the counter back to zero on flash number 194 because of a millisecond frame drop or a brief slip in concentration is simply sadistic.

The story, the music, and the world of Spira are absolute masterpieces. But these specific minigames are a stain on an otherwise beautiful legacy. They don't test a player's mastery of your combat mechanics; they test our blood pressure limits.Next time you design a legendary weapon quest, please leave the homing pigeons and the 200-bolt lightning storms in the scrap bin.

Sincerely,An Exhausted FFX Player

08/04/2026

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These people are sick

07/29/2026

The movie was nothing like the book! So it’s a completely brand new tale for everyone to enjoy in the actual world of Roger Rabbit.

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