08/22/2026
This is GOLD š¤£
Maple has officially submitted her rƩsumƩ.
We were actually impressed.
Nineteen years of experience. Excellent under saddle. Extremely broke. Great with riders. Finally, another applicant we could work with.
Unfortunately, HR did something apparently no one has done in Mapleās 19-year career:
They called her references.
We have since learned that Maple has a remarkably consistent history of going on disability at every place she has worked due to an ongoing condition involving standing tied.
She has already filed for the same accommodation at Idlehurst.
We also discovered she previously served as **Union Representative for Farrier Relations**, with a lengthy record of grievances involving hoof handling, appointment expectations and general cooperation.
Which explains why our farrier kept saying Maple looked familiar and thought perhaps we should take a closer look at her rƩsumƩ.
Apparently theyāve met.
At this time, Mapleās riding qualifications are not in question.
Her employment history, however, has been forwarded to HR.....