11/02/2026
🐈⬛💩 GREMLIN & GIZMO: TWO SURVIVORS, ONE SHARED BRAIN CELL, AND A LONG-STANDING DISAGREEMENT WITH SOLID P**P. 😂
Y’all. These two have been living rent-free in my rescue since JANUARY. They arrived at just 8 weeks old, and I swear they looked at me and said, “Hope you weren’t planning on having a peaceful year, lady.” 🙄
For those of you who have followed their journey, you probably remember THE GREAT GIARDIA DISASTER OF 2026.
Two semi-feral kittens. Chronic diarrhea. Months of treatment. P**p EVERYWHERE. I was fighting for my life, my sanity, and whatever dignity I had left. 💩😭
And because apparently Giardia wasn’t enough entertainment, we later discovered through PCR testing that Gremlin had also recovered from panleukopenia! We had no idea because she kept testing negative!
These two really said, “We’re gonna survive everything, but we’re taking this woman’s mental stability with us.” 😂
BUT LOOK AT THEM NOW!! ❤️
They’re healthy, happy, playful little gremlins who have apparently decided that producing a normal bowel movement is merely a suggestion.
We’ve tried venison. We’ve tried turkey. We’ve tried special diets. We’ve tried reasoning with their digestive systems.
Nothing.
Their intestines apparently have their own management team, and nobody is accepting phone calls. 📞💩
However, we’ve discovered that eliminating dry food and feeding exclusively Friskies pâté has made a difference! Their stools are still frequently loose, but we’re actually getting solid p**p more often!
And YES, I celebrate solid p**p.
Some people celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, and promotions. I stand over a litter box celebrating a properly formed turd like I just won the Powerball. 🏆😂
Also, CRYSTAL LITTER, PEOPLE! If you’ve ever dealt with chronically loose stools, crystal litter has been a lifesaver. Less mess, fewer crusty little butts, and significantly fewer moments where I contemplate burning the entire litter box and starting over.
ANYWAY, ENOUGH ABOUT THEIR BUTTHOLES. LET’S TALK ABOUT ADOPTION! 🤣
These two have spent almost their ENTIRE lives here.
The first several months were spent in a cage while we fought to get them healthy. Now they have their own room, but honestly, they deserve something better than spending their lives staring at the same four walls and watching me come in to clean up their questionable life decisions.
Gremlin and Gizmo are still timid, but they absolutely LOVE having people around!
They enjoy watching what you’re doing, supervising your activities, playing, and occasionally allowing you the tremendous privilege of touching their royal little bodies.
Are they lap cats? Absolutely not.
Can you pick them up? HAHAHAHAHA. GOOD LUCK. 😂
Although, knowing cats, the minute somebody adopts them, they’ll probably start climbing into laps, demanding cuddles, and allowing themselves to be carried around like newborn babies just to make me look like an idiot.
Because that’s what cats do. They HUMILIATE you.
I genuinely think these two would make wonderful indoor companions for someone who doesn’t necessarily need a cat permanently attached to their body. They’re happy to hang out, keep you company, and judge your daily activities from a comfortable distance.
They might also make fantastic shop cats in the right safe, secure environment! I suspect they’d be excellent mousers, although they’ve never actually been given the opportunity to demonstrate their qualifications. Their résumés are currently based on enthusiasm and completely unverified claims. 🐭😂
Here’s what their future human needs to know:
🐾 They need to stay on canned food. Dry food and their digestive systems are NOT friends.
🐾 Their stools are still frequently loose, although improving. They’re otherwise happy, healthy little troublemakers.
🐾 They’re excellent about using their litter boxes!
🐾 They’re timid and need someone patient who understands that affection happens on THEIR schedule.
🐾 They deserve a safe place where they can finally settle in and just be cats.
And honestly? I would LOVE to see them adopted together. They’ve been through absolute hell together, and I’d love for them to enjoy the good part of life together, too. ❤️
These aren’t kittens anymore. They’re growing up, and nearly their entire lives have been spent in rescue.
They’ve survived Giardia, a suspected unseen battle with panleukopenia, months of confinement, and my constant commentary about their bowel movements.
I THINK THEY’VE SUFFERED ENOUGH. 🤣❤️
Somebody please give these two adorable little weirdos a home where their biggest problem is deciding which sunny spot to nap in.
And if they suddenly start producing perfect little solid turds after adoption, I expect photographic evidence because I WILL be filing a formal complaint. 💩😂
🐈⬛ Interested in adopting Gremlin & Gizmo?
❤️ Adoption Application:
https://tinyurl.com/P4vadoption
Please share and help these two find their people!
They’ve been through the wringer. Now they deserve the good life. Preferably with fewer conversations about p**p. ❤️🐾