08/02/2025
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Buddy, Age: โNone of your businessโ (Fine, Iโm 12)
๐ฉ Currently accepting applications from humans with snacks and heating pads
Looking for: A forever lap, steady snacks, and someone who appreciates a seasoned gentleman with a creaky swagger.
About me:
Iโm Buddy. Yes, like your exโs dogโฆbut better. Iโm rocking the classic chihuahua combo: arthritis in my hips, a heart murmur that goes ba-dumโฆ kinda, and just enough dramatic flair to keep things interesting. I may be held together by love, prescription meds, and sheer spite, but Iโve still got the charm to win you over.
My ideal date? We skip the walk, snuggle on the couch, and split a rotisserie chicken while watching reruns of Golden Girls.
If youโre into low-maintenance love with a side of grumpy old man, sass, class, and a little gas Iโm your guy. Bonus points if your house has throw blankets, stairs are optional, and your vet knows how to flirt
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