12/07/2025
HARRY MANILOW’S DAY 7 CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY
Let me be VERY CLEAR:
I was just trying to live my best professional employee life when the Cat Corner started making horror movie noises.
scritch scritch
jingle jangle
muffled high note that sounded suspiciously like Mariah Carey warming up to overtake the radio again
Obviously, I, Harry Manilow, Head of Chaos & Inventory, had to investigate.
I strut over there, curls bouncing, ready to ban Mariah from the building for the 47th time…
I peek around the corner…
AND THERE HE IS.
Not Mariah.
Not a polite Christmas elf.
THE ACTUAL GRINCH.
Green. Fuzzy. Wearing my color palette WITHOUT PERMISSION.
He’s crouched in the Cat Corner like he pays rent, surrounded by:
A 5lb bag of bougie cat food
6 cans of feline wet-food heaven
A brand new cat scratcher (absolutely radiating “destroy me, king/queen”)
A suspicious pile of treats that smell like pure, weaponized happiness
I scream. He screams. A bag of cat food falls over in slow motion.
I yell, “ARE YOU HERE TO STEAL CHRISTMAS OR JUST OUR PRICING STRATEGY LIKE MARIAH?!”
He goes, “Relax, Fluffzilla. I’m here to… upgrade some cat’s life.”
Then he pulls out THIS THING.
This shiny little rectangle of POWER.
Not cash.
Not coal.
Not Mariah’s lawyer card.
A quiet, humble piece of plastic that:
Makes the register chirp like an excited parakeet
Magically convinces bags, cans, treats, and toys to leave the store with you
Has a number on it so large my brain glitched and started playing Christmas music backward
Could single-handedly sponsor your cat’s “I only eat premium now, peasant” era
I’m like, “IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?”
He winks.
“Let’s just say whoever wins this thing can walk out of here feeling dangerously powerful in the cat aisle.”
So now we have a situation.
The Grinch and I have accidentally teamed up.
Mariah is somewhere screeching in the distance.
And that means…
💥 DAY 7 OF HARRY MANILOW’S CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAYS JUST WENT OFF THE RAILS💥
ONE lucky FANILOW will win a ridiculous bundle:
🐾 5lb bag of premium cat food
🐾 6 glorious cans of cat cuisine
🐾 A cat scratcher for full-sends, zoomies, and midnight wall-scaling
🐾 Treats for dramatic chonks and spicy gremlins alike
🐾 PLUS the secret shiny rectangle of chaos that lets you walk around Zoomies & Purr like,
“Yeah, go ahead and ring it up, it’s handled.”
You want in?
You like chaos?
You have a cat who looks at you like unpaid staff?
👉 Come into Zoomies & Purr TODAY and enter in the Cat Corner where the mayhem began. No purchase needed—just show up, survive the Grinch’s vibes, and toss your name in.
Later tonight, the Grinch and I will pick a winner.
Will it be you?
Will your cat ascend to Holiday Overlord status?
Will Mariah try to crash the party? (Probably.)
Get in here.
This is not a normal giveaway.
This is Cat Christmas Unhinged, Sponsored by Harry, Mildly Supervised by the Grinch.🎄