06/07/2026
🚨 SHERIFF OREO HAS ARRIVED 🚨
Our favorite tiny outlaw, Oreo the Jack Russell Terrier, stopped by Dog.Dog.Cat. yesterday to inspect the premises.
Her official report:
⭐ Treat selection: Excellent
⭐ Staff performance: Acceptable
⭐ Dog wash facilities: Approved
⭐ Opportunities for additional snacks: Under review
After a thorough investigation, Sheriff Oreo enjoyed some goodies, tested the Doggie Bathhouse, and made sure everyone was following proper treat-distribution procedures.
No squirrels were apprehended.
No rules were followed.
Everyone fell in love with her anyway.
Thanks for stopping by, Oreo. We can’t wait for your next inspection! 🤠🐾