05/24/2026
UPDATED June 4 2026
THIS POST IS UPDATED by 2pm DAILY
This post is usually updated EVERY DAY regardless of the original post date. I don't have the time or ambition to re-type all of this every day. 🙂
EGGS are at the HOUSE on my PORCH, not in the driveway!
Please do not go into my quonset structure on the driveway. There is nothing in there for you.
TODAY I have
CHICKEN eggs: 4 dozen in lower fridge $5
DUCK eggs: 4 dozen in upper fridge $5
ALL eggs are labeled with "best by" date in lower right corner of box. They are good much longer, this is just a suggestion. As they approach that date I pull them from stock and boil them for myself or bake cookies with them.
Jellies are on the porch: the ones to the LEFT of the front door are still free (short dated from canning Dec 2024 and a few 2025) made from fresh fruit, very little sugar, pectin and a bit of lemon juice or citric acid for acidity needed for safety. Properly canned per USDA guidelines and shelf stable at least 24 months, or longer as long as the seals are not broken.
(2024 date means canned Dec 2024) so all good till at least Dec 2026. The 2025 ones are good till Christmas 2027!
I'll start canning 2026 batches between October and December (I flash freeze then can things like berries for best flavor)
I use them year round for topping ice cream and yogurt
*The ones on top of the white fridge are for sale 3 for $10 as always. I have more I will put out as soon as the short dated ones are gone, so they don't get mixed up.
YOU CAN ALWAYS RING THE DOORBELL if you need change. someone is usually here. We usually pop out to say Hi!
>> don't knock, no one will hear it.
Eggs are always self-serve. Both refrigeraters are set at 48F as required bt FDA guidelines. These MUST STAY REFERIGERATED since they already have been, do not put them on your counter. All cartons are dated with best by date but they are generally still good a few weeks beyond that as long as they STAY REFERGERATED and points down.
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EMAIL me directly ([email protected]) if you need to know where we are located to get eggs. This is our HOME where we live so we don't post our address on social media. MESSENGER is TURNED OFF permanently due to the childish AI inserting itself into every discussion uninvited. I do not own a cell phone but I try to check emails once a day.
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If you need service, Just ring the bell (DO NOT KNOCK I would never ever hear it).
DO DRIVE up the driveway ALL the way to the house and do not park on the street. Plenty of room to turn around up here.
I do not own a cell phone (it is a lifestyle choice) so you cannot text me or message in real time. Multiple driveway alarms and several dozen cameras let us know you are here on foot or in vehicle. Emails get seen when I come in the house and open the computer only, and that could be as late as next day.
If I am truly not around (out back or went out to get hay and seed), you can leave $ under the mat. I'll find it. I likely heard you and/or saw you on camera and was just busy. If you need change and I'm not around, grab a jar of homemade jam, on your right. I am usually here.
FYI Our duck eggs are green or gray or white, or green "smudged" with gray coating, depending on the breed of duck that laid them. (see first photo). They are not dirty. Do not ever wash or float eggs as that only contaminates them. See the other pinned posts on this page for USDA info on egg safety. It is not that *I* say so, it is science that says so