02/03/2026
Due to recent events involving:
• the IRS
• DOGE “Department of Government Efficiency”
• and a surprise nationwide Social Security info oopsie…
I will now be filing my own lawsuit for $10,000,000,000.
Since that seems to be the current market rate for “my data got leaked.”
Thank you for your cooperation.
Please remit payment in cash, gold bars, or Taco Bell gift cards.