06/23/2026
πΎ OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN MESSAGE FROM JAX πΎ
Attention Sioux Falls.
I have recently learned that I am not currently ranked #1 in every category.
This is obviously a mistake.
For years, I have faithfully served the community by:
π± Supervising from high places
π± Judging customers silently
π± Accepting compliments graciously
π± Providing free cat hair on clothing
π± Looking incredibly handsome with minimal effort
Meanwhile, the humans keep asking me to "earn my keep."
Excuse me? Have you seen morale since I arrived?
If you've ever stopped by just to see me, taken my picture, told me I'm cute, or been personally judged by me while shopping, I humbly request your support.
Please take 30 seconds to correct this injustice and vote for Roxi & Co (and by extension, me).
π Vote here : https://thelocalbest.com/vote/93066/
Remember:
Dogs have owners.
Cats have staff.
Thank you for your service to my campaign.
β Jax πΎ