Scoop-A-Deuce

05/19/2026

☀️ FLORIDA HEAT DEUCE MELTDOWN ALERT ☀️

You know exactly what happens in this brutal heat + humidity:
One missed day and your yard turns into a steaming, baked-on deuce nightmare. The smell punches you in the face before you even step outside. Flies take over. Dogs track it in. Kids won’t go near the grass. And you’re definitely not cleaning that mess.

Don’t let the summer deuce destroy your yard.
This week only – Florida Heat Relief Special:
We’re rescuing 10 new local yards
Sign up for weekly or bi-weekly recurring service and get a FREE deep clean on your first visit (we tackle the crusty, baked-on mess).

Clean yard = happier dogs, fewer bugs in the house, and you actually enjoying your outdoor space again.

Comment “HEAT RELIEF” or sign up through the Sweep&Go app listed below

https://client.sweepandgo.com/scoop-a-deuce-mdpcq/register

Who else is tired of battling the Florida deuce? Tag a fellow Florida dog parent who needs this 😂

05/17/2026

🌟 What an incredible week! 🌟

We’re absolutely thrilled to share that we welcomed three fantastic new clients into the Scoop-A-Deuce family! It’s been such a joy hearing how excited they are to finally have clean, poop-free yards they can truly enjoy with their families and pets.

Nothing makes us happier than helping homeowners take back their outdoor spaces. Every yard we service is one more happy family enjoying their property without the hassle or “the deuces”!

If you’ve been thinking about getting your yard professionally cleaned on a regular (or one-time) basis, we’d love to help.

We’re offering free quotes for residential properties, just give us a call/text 407.978.8442 or DM us!

Thank you to all our amazing clients for trusting us with your yards. We’re truly grateful and can’t wait to keep making more homeowners happy, one scoop at a time! 🐾

05/13/2026

Last week’s post offering two free weeks of service in exchange for honest feedback was an incredible success! We were blown away by the amazing response and could barely keep up with the demand.
Thank you so much for your incredible support of our locally owned small business. It truly means the world to us! ❤️

05/03/2026

Boom! Two company wins incoming: the website is under major construction and our new shirts are zooming in! 🔥

04/27/2026

Monday's beat you up. We get it. 🙃

You dragged yourself through the whole day, fought traffic to get home, and all you want is to kick your shoes off and hang out in the backyard with your dog.

Speaking of your dog, he was home ALL day. Unsupervised. With a whole backyard. 🐶💩

Yeah. We'll handle that.

Scoop-A-Deuce, because Mondays are already hard enough.

Starting at $25 | No contracts | 📲 (407) 978-8442

Get a head start on a quote by filling out the JotForm!

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04/25/2026

Saturday checklist ✅
☐ Mow the lawn
☐ Wash the car
☐ Fire up the grill
☐ Step in something you really didn’t want to step in 💩
Let Scoop-A-Deuce handle that last one for good. Weekly, bi-weekly, monthly & one-time cleanups starting at $25. Gate locked. Photo proof. Satisfaction guaranteed.
First cleanup FREE - DM us or call (407) 978-8442 🐾

https://form.jotform.com/261115518905051

04/23/2026

I'm Troy Johnson, the guy behind Scoop-A-Deuce! No big franchise here... just your actual neighbor who shows up with a smile (and a rake/bucket😂) to
keep your yard clean and your pets happy. If you're tired of stepping in deuces, drop a comment or message me / call the number on the flyer to secure your spot. Feel free to fill out the JotForm below for a headstart on a personal quote. Let's work together to keep your yard clean and your pets happy!

Please click the link to complete this form.

04/17/2026

🚨 Scoop-A-Deuce is on its third week and going strong!🚨

We’re keeping yards completely deuce-free so you can enjoy your outdoor space without the mess.

✅ Professional, reliable pet waste removal
✅ Weekly, bi-weekly, monthly, and one-time service options
✅ Prices start as low as $25

Message me today to get your yard cleaned up and keep it that way!

📍 [Your City/Area]
📲 DM for a free quote or to schedule

04/07/2026

Six bags deep on my very first job! 💩🔥

Just cleared out this absolute mountain of deuces for my first Scoop a Deuce client. Six bags in one visit!

Huge shoutout to them for the epic start 😂