Cole Valley Cat Nanny

Cole Valley Cat Nanny Cole Valley Cat Nanny
Cats Are My Life. The Rest Is Just Litter. Hi, I’m the human behind the Cole Valley Cat Nanny. Cats are my clients. Their humans?

Just the ones footing the bill. I speak fluent “meow,” from the gentle feed me please chirp to the all-out WHERE’S MY DINNER opera. I specialize in smooches, nose boops, forehead kisses, and full-on cheek rubs that could turn even the crankiest kitty into a puddle of purrs. I’m a pro at the slow blink of trust, the perfect under-the-chin scritch, and the lightning-fast interception when someone’s

about to “accidentally” knock your wine glass off the counter. I can tell the difference between a “love” bite and a you have two seconds to remove your hand bite. I’ve dodged flying paws at pill time and emerged victorious - still in possession of all ten fingers. Whether your cat is a shy under-the-bed lurker, a shameless lap-hog, or a 3 a.m. hallway sprinter training for the Kitty Olympics, I adapt. I’ve been sat on, sung to, barfed on, ignored, worshipped, and occasionally used as a scratching post. Based in the heart of San Francisco’s Cole Valley, I offer more than food and a clean litter box. I provide entertainment, snuggles, play sessions, and enough affection to keep your feline feeling like the ruler they clearly believe they are. I don’t just watch cats. I serve their royal highnesses, speak their language, deliver smooches on demand, and fully accept that I’m here to do their bidding.

Jackie Brown is ready for HER month!
10/02/2025

Jackie Brown is ready for HER month!




Sunday snuggles and snacks
09/21/2025

Sunday snuggles and snacks


09/14/2025

Jackie Brown aka Crackie, work up to spooky and bloody nip toys from her Auntie Jessica ❤️



The tummy offering is strong ❤️
09/09/2025

The tummy offering is strong ❤️


Weekend furry pigs watch
09/07/2025

Weekend furry pigs watch

09/03/2025



Cole Valley Cat Nanny

Saturday client kisses 😍
08/30/2025

Saturday client kisses 😍


MOL!!!
08/29/2025

MOL!!!

Pebble and Jasper getting their snuggle on and begging for treats.
08/28/2025

Pebble and Jasper getting their snuggle on and begging for treats.


Chai and Mochi getting their playtime and snuggles on with their nanny
08/26/2025

Chai and Mochi getting their playtime and snuggles on with their nanny


BUG and Sissy getting to know their cat nanny ❤️
08/22/2025

BUG and Sissy getting to know their cat nanny ❤️

What does the cat nanny do on her birthday? Kiss more cats at Kitea cafe 😸
08/14/2025

What does the cat nanny do on her birthday?

Kiss more cats at Kitea cafe 😸





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San Francisco, CA
94117

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