06/02/2026
Meet Ground Beef. Yes, that is her real name. No, we will not be taking questions at this time.
At just a year old, Miss Beef has already raised a whole litter of kittens (who, naturally, also have beef-themed names). She’s been an excellent mama, but now she’s ready for the next chapter of her life: being a spoiled house cat whose biggest responsibility is deciding which blanket to disappear under.
Ground Beef is unbelievably sweet and affectionate. She loves people, loves attention, and takes her job as Professional Blanket Lump very seriously. If there’s a box nearby, she’s in it. If there’s a blanket nearby, she’s under it. Sometimes both. We’re still not sure how.
Also featured in the background of these photos is her friend, Waffle House, who absolutely was not supposed to be the star of the show. Waffle House is one of the few cats Ground Beef actually likes, which says a lot about him because he has approximately zero thoughts in his giant head. He’s a lovable do**us who spends his days playing with kitten friends, staring out the window, and forgetting what he was doing halfway through doing it.
Ground Beef has spent enough time putting everyone else first. Now she’s looking for a home where she can retire from motherhood, collect blankets, nap in boxes, and finally focus on the important things in life: snacks, cuddles, and absolutely no child support obligations.
Apply today to give this sweet little Beef the happily-ever-after she deserves. 🥩❤️
Apply here!
https://new.shelterluv.com/matchme/adopt/PPCA/Cat