Turd Burglars

26/07/2025

🦴💩 Let’s Settle This Once and For All! 💩🦴
It’s the ultimate showdown:
What’s the WORST kind of p**p to scoop?!
A) The mystery mush
😎 The rock-hard fossil
C) The surprise puddle
D) The “how did this even come out of a dog?!” turd

🐶💬 Drop your vote in the comments — and feel free to tell us a story if you’ve got one!

💥 One random commenter will get a FREE p**p scoop on us this month!
Let’s have some fun with it — because if anyone gets it… it’s us. 😉

26/07/2025

🦴💩 Let’s Settle This Once and For All! 💩🦴
It’s the ultimate showdown:
What’s the WORST kind of p**p to scoop?!
A) The mystery mush
😎 The rock-hard fossil
C) The surprise puddle
D) The “how did this even come out of a dog?!” turd

🐶💬 Drop your vote in the comments — and feel free to tell us a (PG-rated) story if you’ve got one!

💥 One random commenter will get a FREE p**p scoop on us this month!
Let’s have some fun with it — because if anyone gets it… it’s us. 😉

24/07/2025

🔥💩 It’s 90 degrees and the p**p is basically cooking on the lawn…
Let’s be honest — you don’t want to pick it up.

📞 Call Turd Burglars — Rochester’s #1 pet waste pros.
We’ll handle the hot mess so you don’t have to.

👉 DM us or visit turdburglarsny.com to schedule a pickup!

11/07/2025

🚨🐾 COUGAR SPOTTED IN IRONDEQUOIT… DO WE CHARGE EXTRA FOR THAT? 🐾🚨

This week, someone in Rochester caught a real cougar lurking down their street. Naturally, our first thought was:

💩 “Wait… are we responsible for cleaning that too?” 😳

We may specialize in dog p**p, but if the big cats start doing their business in local yards — we might need a bigger shovel. 🦁🪣

Until then, your pets keep p**ping, and Turd Burglars keeps scooping.
Cougar or not, we’ve got your yard covered.

📍 Serving Irondequoit, NY with pride (and nose plugs)
📞 Schedule your cleanup today!

17/06/2025

Tired of dodging dog bombs in your own backyard? Let Turd Burglars Pet Waste Management handle the dirty work!We’re Monroe County’s most dependable and discreet p**p scoopers — sneaking in, stealing the turds, and vanishing like nothing ever happened.Whether you’ve got one pup or a whole pack, we’ve got plans that fit your yard and your budget.Because your time is valuable… and so is your lawn. 💩✨👉 Book now. Relax later.📍 Serving all of Monroe County📞 Call or message us today

10/06/2025

💩 We’re on a CRAP-ERATIONS MISSION! 🕶️
Book 2 months of weekly cleanups and your first one’s FREE — because no one steals your dog’s 💩 like Turd Burglars.
🚨 Pet waste? Consider it handled.
📍 Serving all of Monroe County
📞 Call now or book online!

We steal your dog’s 💩… so you don’t have to. 💼🐾

Tired of dealing with the dirty work? 🐾 Let us handle it! At Turd Burglars, we specialize in pet waste cleanup and removal, leaving your yard clean, fresh, and worry-free. 💩🚛 Serving the Rochester area. Contact us today for a free quote.

10/06/2025

🚨💩 BREAKING NEWS 💩🚨
A shady crew has been spotted sneaking into backyards all over Monroe County…
They're masked. They're fast.
And they're STEALING 💩.

That’s right — Turd Burglars are on the loose, and your lawn could be next (in a good way)!

🐶 Weekly cleanups
🦴 One-time emergency swoops
💥 First cleaning FREE when you book 2 months!

Let us handle the dirty work — so you don’t have to watch your step.

👇 Comment “STOLEN 💩” and we’ll drop you a discount code!
📍 Serving all of Monroe County
🔗 Turdburglarsny.com

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05/06/2025

Been out since 9AM hittin’ the streets and hangin’ door hangers! 💪🏽🛎️ We’ve already knocked out at least 75–100 — and we’re just getting started. Keep an eye out, Monroe County… the Turd Burglars are coming to clean up the neighborhood! 💩🕵️‍♂️

22/05/2025

Ever stepped outside and thought, “Did a bear visit my yard last night?” 🐻💩
Tired of landmines turning your lawn into a no-go zone?
Let the real pros handle the dirty work.
We show up in stealth mode, scoop with precision, and vanish without a trace—like the p**p was never even there.

Because at Turd Burglars,
💥 We steal your dog’s sh*t. 💥

21/04/2025

We had a blast talking to everyone yesterday at mad hatter’s hideaway! For those who stopped down and spent some time with us we really appreciate you!

15/04/2025

Got dog p**p? Let the Turd Burglars clean up the crime scene!
Whether it’s a one-time rescue or a weekly mission, The Dookie Bandit and The F***l Fence are ready to roll out and reclaim your yard!

We offer:

• Residential & Commercial Clean-Ups

• Weekly, Bi-weekly, and Monthly Service

• Fair rates based on yard size and number of pups

• Full coverage across Monroe County, NY

No turd too sneaky. No yard too big.
Let us handle the mess—so you can kick back like this cool pup.

Visit: TurdBurglarsNY.com
Call or text: (585) 441-0190
Message us right here on Facebook!

30/03/2025

🐾 Don’t Let Your Yard Become a Minefield! 🐾

At Turd Burglars Pet Waste Management, we specialize in keeping your yard clean, fresh, and free of those unsightly “surprises.” Whether you have one dog or a whole pack, we’ve got you covered with our professional waste removal service. 🐕

Why Choose Us?
✔️ Fast, reliable, and discreet service
✔️ Affordable rates for any size yard
✔️ We scoop, you relax! 🛋️
✔️ Environmentally friendly waste disposal

Call today and let us do the dirty work while you enjoy a clean yard! 🌳