10/17/2025
💥 Meet Beefcake 💥
Beefcake is a 110-pound American Bulldog with the personality of Tigger mixed with the giant boulder that almost flattened Indiana Jones. His official job title? Professional Crash Test Dummy.
But he’s open to side gigs as a wrecking ball or personal space invader.
There’s no such thing as “me time” with Beefcake. 🛁
You’ll never p*e alone again, he’ll follow you to the bathroom to make sure you don’t drown yourself in the toilet. That’s love, people. ❤️
He’s 2 years old (born May 6, 2023), house-raised, crate trained, potty trained, and knows the basics of sit, down, loose leash walking, etc.
He’s affectionate, snuggly, and absolutely thrives on attention. He’s got energy, drive, and a lot of opinions.
Hobbies include:
Murdering sprinklers and hose nozzles 🚿⛲
Looking majestic while being ridiculous
Scaring away intruders with his “serious dog” face
Demanding snacks
Beefcake’s dream home:
🏡 No small kids, cats, or other dogs
💪 Experienced handler who understands guardian breeds
🥾 Active person who wants a hiking or jogging buddy
💞 Someone who appreciates a big dog with big personality (and lots of scary dog privilege)
He’s not for the faint of heart, but if you can handle the love, loyalty, and occasional chaos of 110 pounds of pure American Bulldog energy, Beefcake will be your ride-or-die best friend.
📍 Located in Southern Oregon
📩 Message here or email [email protected] for more info or to apply to be Beefcake’s forever home!