03/04/2025
That bu****it sob story you keep replaying about your horse isn’t doing them any favours.
This post will probably hurt someone’s feelings. Honestly, I don’t care. It needs to be said.
In my line of work I come across horses that behave incredibly poorly, and sometimes downright dangerously while having their feet done.
They don’t give their feet.
They won’t stand.
They fidget.
They bite.
They kick.
They lean.
They sn**ch.
And sometimes they just straight up do gymnastics.
And invariably the owner has some sob story about how the horse is young or a rescue or it’s had trauma and THATS why the horse behaves that way.
So let’s be f**ken real here for a second.
Horses live in the moment.
If they’re a rescue or have had trauma and you “saved” them, good for you. But you’re not helping the horse by mollycoddling them through it and allowing the behaviour to continue. If your horse can’t even safely participate in the process of its basic welfare needs such as regular hoof trims…NEWSFLASH…you’re compromising their wellbeing and you’re just as s**t as the person who abused or neglected them.
More to the point; that sob story you keep playing out won’t save my body from injury. My back will still hurt. My bones will still break. My flesh will still bruise. My joints will still ache.
Quit playing!
I’ve had 4 month old foals that I can trim on my own with the lead rope just thrown over their neck.
If your horse is 4 and still can’t stand still for the farrier; you’re a failure as a horse owner. Do better.
And if you don’t know how, I’ll train the horse for you at $60 an hour. But you’ll still have to keep up the work. Your participation is required.
This week alone I had to walk away from multiple horses. I’m sick of almost getting my leg kicked in half and then hearing behind me the owner going “ohhh, it’s ok baby. You’re alright.”
No, the f**k, they’re not. They’re not alright. They’re behaving like s**theads and it’s dangerous.
If the horse has body issues and you know they’re in pain, give them bute before the appointment.
I have no problem working with the horse, keeping legs low, or altering my trimming position to work in their comfort zone. But not if I’m going to lose my head in the process.
Ya’ll wonder why farriers are hard to come by? Cause your horse is a prick and it’s YOUR fault!
Photo of the impeccable Regal Major who was always a dream to trim. This is the standard I hold every horse to.