08/11/2026
🐾 JOB WANTED: Beloved Family Dog & Lifelong Best Friend
🐾Are you looking to fill a crucial position in your household?
🔹A highly qualified, 8-week-old candidate is currently seeking a full-time, permanent role as your ultimate companion for the next 12-15 years.
📅 Earliest Start Date:
🔹Available to report to duty on: August 21, 2026.
💰 Signing & Placement Fee: 🔹Adoption fee applies to finalize the placement contract and cover onboarding costs.
📊 Vital Statistics
🔹Date of Birth: June 13, 2026
🔹Gender: Male
🔹Current Weight: 4.12 lbs (as of August 9, 2026)
🔹Estimated Adult Size: Medium
🔹Ancestry: Likely Labrador Retriever x Poodle mix (Labradoodle)
🏆 Key Accomplishments & Skills: 🔹Housebreaking: Fully potty trained when kept on a routine Aaaaand crated during unsupervised time.
🔹Athletics: Professional-grade ball chaser and ferocious tug-of-war competitor.
🔹Affection: Advanced skills in snuggling, gentle kisses, and puppy love nibbles.
🔹Sleep Schedule: Excellent nighttime routine—sleeps through the night!
📋 Certifications & Medical History
🔹Up to Date: First round of puppy vaccinations and deworming completed on August 8, 2026.
⚠️ Job Requirements & Future Plans (Non-Negotiable)
🔹Medical: Strict requirement for regular veterinary checkups, future neutering, and strict heartworm prevention.
🔹Education: Mandatory enrollment in puppy obedience classes.
🔹Environment: Must be an indoor employee with access to a secure, fenced yard.
🔹Schedule: A family with abundant time for daily training, exercise, and active companionship.
📝 Special Disclosures:
🔹Grooming: Genetic makeup guarantees shedding. This candidate is not hypoallergenic and will likely require professional grooming.
📬 Application Process:
🔹How to Submit: Inquiries are strictly accepted via private message only.
🔹Please review all specifications carefully. Only families that meet 100% of the listed requirements will be considered for interviews.