Wesley Crusher McVey

09/03/2026

09/03/2026

Lifeguard on duty!

I’m keeping a close eye on the pool today to make sure everyone is following the rules:

1. No running on the deck.

2. Absolutely no splash zones near me.

3. Belly rubs and treats are strictly required for pool entry.

I think I deserve a promotion (or at least a snack break) for keeping things so safe around here!

09/02/2026

Who needs Spider-Man when you’ve got Spider-Yorkie on duty?!

I found this gigantic ball by the pool and decided it is officially MY responsibility to guard it. I tried to do a cool superhero web-sling, but my paws are a little small, so I’m just sticking to my usual superpower: looking absolutely adorable while keeping the pool deck safe!

Does this mean I get my own superhero movie now? I’m thinking Spider-Pup.

09/01/2026

It was the very end of the school day, and after a long, hard shift of being ridiculously cute, I had to make one final, crucial stop: The Main Office.
I didn't even pretend to maintain my end-of-day professionalism. The second my paws hit that cool floor, I spotted her—the absolute queen of evening belly rubs and paper-stapling, the School Secretary!

She immediately put down her pen, dropped right down to the floor with me, and that was my cue to execute Operation Final Flop.

The Setup: Drop to the side, belly up, tail going a mile a minute to celebrate the final bell.

The Roll: Full 360-degree wiggle back and forth across the tiles. It turns out the office floor provides the ultimate post-school-day back scratch. 10/10 rating.

The Victory: The secretary started laughing, gave me double-handed belly rubs, and declared that I officially survived another school day. (A total fact, but always nice to hear out loud.)

I left a little fur behind as my official clock-out stamp, but honestly, that's just part of my daily consulting fee.

Now, time to punch out, head home, and recharge for tomorrow's shift!

08/31/2026

Tamed a wild beast today. High-risk, high-reward day on the job! He tried to look tough, but he’s lucky I was on my best behavior. Apex predator? Please... I'm the real boss here!

08/30/2026

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! 🎉

Judy West, Rebecca Hilton Smith, Deb Fuller

08/30/2026

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list!

Judy West, Rebecca Hilton Smith, Deb Fuller