Asher Whitney

01/29/2018

Momma is cooking tasty foods for me! I'm liking this liver problem thing, totally working out in my favor!

07/19/2017

I'm really quite handsome!

12/25/2016

Merry eat-stuff-and-unwrap-things-humans-oddly-wrap-in-paper day! Mommies say a man broke into the house and brought me foods....I think I like that man!

08/27/2016

I don't post much cuz I have more important things to do like p*e on stuff and eat plums and bark at kids like an angry old man, but it's National Dog Day so happy dog day!

04/27/2016

11/28/2015

OMG WTF Mom?!?!?!?

11/03/2015

I lost my best friend last night. He may have been a mean head that sat on my face and bit me all the time, but he was my kitty and my brother and I am very sad today. Thanks for being my buddy, Steven and I hope we get to travel together again.

11/01/2015

I has a kitty. It's a little sharp and ow-ey but it's warm so I guess it's OK.

10/29/2015

Please don't shoot me, tv man! I promise I won't step in the tv stand at least until I forget again that mama doesn't like it!

10/05/2015

Today I learned that Tractor Supple Company is the best store ever! It's like a petstore, but not full of stupid dogs who look at me and make me mad, and there are tasty things like horse food and deer attractant, and there are nice ladies who say I'm handsome and well behaved (this made mommy laugh for some reason...) and who give me about 4 zillion tasty cookies. And then mommy buys me freeze dried liver and more of the tasty chicken foods I like to steal. It was fabulous! I want to go every day!

10/02/2015

So I'm a "public figure" now. Go figure. So all you Asher lovers out there should like my page cuz I'm cute and awesome

10/02/2015

today, i went to mommy's work place and ran around like a big crazy dog. then i barked at santa, who works there too. and i p*ed on stuff. and then we went home and it was fun. yay!