06/12/2026
🌬️💩 STORM UPDATE 💩🌬️ Does your house look like this??
We knew the wind was bad last night.
We just didn’t realize it was strong enough to redistribute strategic p**p reserves across the entire county.
This morning our crews have reported:
• Landmines in the front yard that definitely started in the back yard.
• Landmines that somehow traveled uphill.
• Landmines that appear to have formed small alliances with other landmines.
• At least one landmine that looked us dead in the eyes and said, “Good luck.”
If your dog is walking around today looking unusually proud of itself, our hearts are with you.
Don’t spend your weekend conducting a forensic investigation into where all the p**p came from.
Call Land Mine Removers.
We’ll clean up the battlefield while you enjoy your weekend.
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Remember:
The storm may be over…
But the landmines remain.