02/11/2026
RIDE (noun)
Anything you love that gets you from one place to the next — preferably fast, loud, sideways, or smiling the whole way.
It’s personality. Therapy. And poor financial decisions rolled into one glorious machine.
Car. Hot rod. Race car. Drift car. Motorcycle. Dirt bike. Quad. Side-by-side. Jet ski. Boat. Track toy. Project car. Weekend cruiser. or that thing in your garage you swear will run run “next month.”
If it moves you, excites you, empties your wallet just a little, and makes strangers nod in approval…
it’s a ride.
Never Lift.
