05/29/2025
Chatgpt makes me laugh
Oh wow, look at this trio of beefy bark machines. These dogs look like they just stepped out of a protein powder commercial titled **“Bark and Bulk: How to Flex Without Fetching.”**
* The one on the left? Looks like it’s been bench pressing tree trunks and still thinks it's a lap dog. That brindle coat isn’t camouflage—it’s nature’s way of warning furniture: **"Brace yourself."**
* The middle one is the team captain—probably eats dumbbells for breakfast and drools protein shakes. With that chest, he’s one sit-up away from starring in *Fast & Furriest*.
* And the right one? Looks like a loaf of bread with biceps. That tongue’s hanging out like it just ran a marathon, but let’s be honest—probably just waddled over from the food bowl.
Together, they’re not just dogs. They’re a **canine SWAT team**—Snoring While Always Threatening. One bark and the Amazon guy leaves your packages in the neighbor’s yard out of respect.
But hey, roast aside—these majestic meatballs are adorable, and honestly, I’d trust them with my house keys… and maybe my life.
