SmoreGus Performance Horses

SmoreGus Performance Horses Ridiculous page where Gus and S’mores share their barn hacks and human training tips.

Handsome boys!
04/03/2022

Handsome boys!

Poor S’mores got attacked in the paddock today! Looks like a viscous attack by a scratchy sycamore.
03/08/2022

Poor S’mores got attacked in the paddock today! Looks like a viscous attack by a scratchy sycamore.

Training your humans, part 1: 1) Convince them you need unlimited hay 24x7 (if there’s a Thoroughbred in your herd this ...
12/22/2021

Training your humans, part 1:
1) Convince them you need unlimited hay 24x7 (if there’s a Thoroughbred in your herd this will be easy)
2) When hay is delivered out to your paddock look appreciative
3) Spread out the loose hay and roll, p*e, p**p in it then refuse to eat 75% of the loose hay (this step is essential)
4) Appear to be starving when additional hay is delivered
5) Repeat step #3 until your humans appear to be at their wits end after cleaning up the wet/nasty/p**py hay
6) Look hungry
7) Act like a gazelle about to hop the fence until more hay is thrown
8)Repeat step #3
9) wait for the haynet feeders to be delivered
10) Enjoy unlimited yummy hay all day every day!!

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