The Groom Room Perry

05/28/2026

05/28/2026

POV: You found the groomer your dog tells all his friends about 🐕📞

✨ Small Grooms Starting at $65
✨ Baths, De-sheds, Touch Ups, Full Haircuts
✨ No phone tag - Book 24/7 on Gingr

First time with us? We’ll treat your pup like our own 💚
Call 478-387-4338

05/27/2026

PLOT TWIST 🎬😂👇

Someone cancelled.
Your dog’s luck just changed. 🍀🐾

LAST MINUTE OPENINGS:
Tomorrow 5/28: Yep 😳
Friday 5/29: Still yep 😏
Saturday 5/30: Last yep 💀

These spots vanish faster than treats in the lobby 😭🍖

478-387-4338 📲 Call before I post this
Gingr 📱 Book online before someone else grabs it at midnight 😂

– The Groom Room, where “last minute” means “literally right now” 💅✂️

05/26/2026

THIS WEEK UPDATE 📅😳👇

Spots left: checks schedule 🫠💀
Translation: Basically none 😂

Your dog’s plan: Get nasty by Friday 📸💩
Your plan: Call us before it’s too late 😭

478-387-4338 📲 Call now
Or Gingr anytime 📱 even at 2am when the guilt hits 😂

– The Groom Room, where “limited spots” means “book it or regret it” 💅✂️

05/26/2026

WE SURVIVED MEMORIAL DAY 🇺🇸💀☕️👇

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TUESDAY MORNING STATUS REPORT:

Body count: 27 dogs 🐶
Fur collected: 14lbs, enough to knit a whole new doodle 🧶😂
Mats shaved: Too many. Call their families 😭🪥
Groomers remaining: 0. We are now ghosts haunting the dryer 💨👻
Coffee consumed: Yes ☕️💉

THINGS WE SAW MONDAY:
A “quick bath” that was actually a 3-hour archeological dig 🦴💀
A doodle who saved his entire swamp roll for 10 mins before the BBQ 🐊💩
A grown man cry when we told him his “non-shedding” dog filled 2 trash bags 😭🌪️
Addison in the tub. Again. Some things never change 🛁😂

MEMORIAL DAY CASUALTIES:
RIP: Our backs 💀
RIP: Our lunch break 🙏
RIP: The “he’s never matted” lie died at 9:17am 🪥😂
RIP: Any plans we had for our “day off” 🫠

WE SALUTE:
🇺🇸 Our heroes who served
🇺🇸 Our staff who showed up hungover respect 🫡😂
🇺🇸 Every dog who didn’t bite us the real MVPs 🐾
🇺🇸 You, for tipping. We saw that $20. We love you 😭❤️

478-387-4338 📲 We’re OPEN TODAY TOO cause dogs don’t care about your trauma
Book online before we unionize 😂💅

– The Groom Room, 2026 Memorial Day Veterans 🎖️✂️
Now accepting condolences, caffeine, and chiropractor referrals 😭☕️

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TUESDAY CHECK-IN:
Drop 💀 if you worked yesterday too
Drop 🛁 if your dog was a Monday emergency
Drop 😭 if you’re also questioning all your life choices

05/25/2026

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY 🇺🇸🐾💀👇

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Today’s vibe:
Everyone else: 🇺🇸🍔 Sleeping in, BBQ, freedom
Us at The Groom Room: 🛁✂️ Open, covered in fur, freeing dogs from mats

YES WE’RE OPEN TODAY 😂
Because we honor our heroes...
And the real heroes are the dogs who didn’t roll in something dead before your cookout 💩🫡😭

MEMORIAL DAY FACT:
Your dog chose violence today.
We chose to be here for it. 🫠💅

If your dog currently looks like he lost a war:
478-387-4338 📲 We’re here. We have treats. We have judgment 😂

Today’s Special:
Freedom from tangles, liberty from shedding, and justice for your white couch 🛋️💀

– The Groom Room, serving our country by serving your doodle 🇺🇸✂️
Book online 24/7 on Gingr 📱😂

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Drop 🇺🇸 if you’re grateful for heroes
Drop 💀 if you’re grateful we’re open cause your dog is a menace

05/24/2026

Spots before August 1st: Going fast 💨💀
Us right now: Closed 😴
Gingr: Open 24/7 cause it doesn’t need sleep 😏📱

Book online before your dog looks like a sheep for back-to-school pics 🐑📸😭

Book here → Gingr while you’re in bed judging your dog’s mats 😂

– The Groom Room, accepting appointments & bad decisions at 2am 💅✂️