Kick'n Grass Dog Grooming

03/15/2026

Two dogs on Blue Hollow Rd near Flatwoods. Both have collars, both look lost.

03/15/2026

It's sweet when they give you kisses!

03/12/2026

Bob Ross visited us at the shop today!

03/10/2026

Attention all our valued customers, Kick'n Grass Dog Grooming will be closing shop for the month of May. If this means finding accommodations for your fur-babies through this timeframe we understand and encourage everyone to stay on top of their dogs grooming needs. We appreciate your patience and understanding through this timeframe and updates will be posted.

02/21/2026

Call the number on the board for puppies $25. Mix blue heeler

02/12/2026

DOG Bath openings for tomorrow, this Thursday the 12th

01/28/2026

Ain't this the truth!

01/21/2026

Get your bread and milk and DOG BATHED so it can stay inside this weekend! OPENINGS FOR THIS THURSDAY & FRIDAY, CALL OR TEXT NOW. 276.299.0246

01/17/2026

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"I'm a dog groomer. Client brings in the same "dog" every month. It's clearly a raccoon. Nobody will acknowledge this.

First appointment, January. Woman scheduled a "Pomeranian mix" grooming.
Brought in a raccoon. Actual raccoon. In a dog carrier.
I stared. "Ma'am, that's"
"His name is Biscuit. Just a trim please. He gets matted."
My manager was standing right there. Nodded. "Standard Pomeranian package?"
"Yes please."

I groomed a raccoon. It was surprisingly cooperative. Probably used to it.
Charged her $65. She tipped $20.

Biscuit returns monthly. Same routine. Nobody mentions the obvious.
Other groomers wash him. Trim his nails. Brush his teeth. We have before/after photos displayed. "Biscuit - Pomeranian Mix."
He's visibly a raccoon. Black mask. Ringed tail. Hands instead of paws. Eats from the trash can in our break room.

New employee started last week. Saw Biscuit's appointment.
"Why is there a raccoon on the schedule?"
Everyone went quiet.
Manager said, "That's Biscuit. He's a Pomeranian mix."
"But he's literally"
"A valued client. Who pays on time. Do we have a problem?"

New girl didn't argue.
Yesterday, health inspector came. Routine check. Saw Biscuit getting a blowout.
"Is that a raccoon?"
Owner didn't look up. "Pomeranian mix."
Inspector wrote something. Left.

We passed inspection.
I've been here four years. Groomed Biscuit 48 times. He's objectively a raccoon.
But on paper? Pomeranian mix.
And everyone just..... accepts this.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm insane. If we're all collectively hallucinating.
But then Biscuit shows up. Climbs onto the grooming table using his weird little hands. Chatters at me.
And I wash him. Style his fur. Send him home looking fabulous.

Because apparently this is my life now.
Professional raccoon groomer.
Pretending it's a dog.
For $65 plus tip.
Every month.
Forever."

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By Mary Nelson

01/01/2026

When you gotta bring a little home life to work with you, but at least it's not drama and it's 🥰 cute

12/06/2025

*UPDATE*
He has been found safe! Thank you all for the assistance. 😊

*ATTENTION* MISSING DOG One of our customers is missing their dog, please SHARE "my boy Kota is missing, I live on Ward hill rd" call or text +1 770-557-5396 if you have any leads. They've had him since he was a puppy and he is now 5 years old.

11/20/2025

We are accepting walk in nail trims today only until 4pm.
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