05/25/2026
I just updated our profile icon as, after 5 years, I guess our old one looked too vaguely uh..."dinglebopper-like" somehow and triggered the 'Book to shadow ban the page. I'm baffled, but our robot overlords seem appeased, now.
I just wanted a robot to do dishes and laundry...
Anyway, here's a picture of my android friend, Nick, posing with the friendly Death Claw we once found out in the countryside. He's actually pretty terrible at doing laundry. I mean, look at his clothes.
Did you know Jackson's chameleons were used in the genetic engineering of Death Claws? Well, you do now if you didn't!
There, now this post is reptile-adjacent. Obviously, that's not a real animal, it's from Fallout, but I know a lot of our customers, like me, are silly goofy goobers at heart.
Anyway, enjoy the rest of your Memorial Day. If you have time, you've got about 2 hours left to get to the store and bug Nate!
