City Slick to Country Cool

City Slick to Country Cool Take your city knowledge & apply it to country living; goats, cows, chickens, fencing, animal husbandry, processing animals.

What do you want to learn about or what are you doing & could teach others? Educational/How to transition to country living

06/05/2026
06/05/2026

Hello. I'm the skunk. Yes, I sprayed your dog. I know.
Let me explain what happened.

Your dog ran at me in the dark. I turned around. I
lifted my tail. I gave him TWO warning stamps with my
front feet. He kept coming. So I sprayed.

I can spray accurately up to 15 feet. I have 5-6 shots
before I need 10 days to reload. I don't WANT to spray.
It's my only defense. I can't fight. I can't run fast.
I can't climb. Spray is all I have.

Your dog ignored two warnings and a raised tail. I used
my last resort. I'd argue that's on him.

But let's talk about what I was doing in your yard
BEFORE the incident.

I was digging small holes in your lawn. Those holes?
That's me pulling grubs out of the soil. Japanese beetle
larvae. June bug larvae. The grubs that are destroying
your lawn from underneath.

I eat 400+ grubs per season. Plus beetle larvae.
Crickets. Grasshoppers. Mice. Voles. And yellowjacket
nests.

YELLOWJACKET NESTS. I dig them up and eat every single
one. Larvae, pupae, adults. The entire colony. I'm
immune to their stings. My thick fur and skin protect
me. I am the #1 natural predator of ground-nesting
yellowjackets.

You spent $150 to have a yellowjacket nest removed last
August. I would have done it for free. In one night.

"But the smell."
Tomato juice doesn't work. Use this: 1 quart hydrogen
peroxide (3%), 1/4 cup baking soda, 1 teaspoon dish
soap. Apply to dry fur. Let sit 5 minutes. Rinse.
Gone.

What to do:
Don't let your dog outside unleashed at night during
skunk season (Feb-April = mating season — they're
extra active right now).
If you see a skunk — back away slowly. They give
multiple warnings. If the tail goes up and front feet
stamp, you have 3 seconds.
Don't block their path. Don't corner them. Let them
leave.
Appreciate the grub control. Those small lawn holes?
That's free pest removal.

I'm sorry about the dog.
But he had 2 warnings and a raised tail.

And your lawn has never looked better because of me.




06/04/2026

And the storm hits!

Love the view as I am pulling up to home!
06/04/2026

Love the view as I am pulling up to home!

Love this!
06/04/2026

Love this!

Most weeks 😅

06/02/2026
06/02/2026

WHY GOATS RARELY GET LOST

Many farmers have seen it happen: a goat wanders far into the bush and still finds its way back home. It looks like luck, but it’s not. Goats have built-in abilities that act like a natural navigation system. The image shows them browsing in open bushland, and that’s exactly where these skills come into play.

1. STRONG MEMORY OF ROUTES AND LANDMARKS

Goats have excellent spatial memory. Once they walk a path two or three times, they remember it. They store mental maps of trails, trees, rocks, hills, and rivers. Smells around their home area get locked in too. This is why a goat that grazes near the kraal daily rarely gets lost. It knows the way back even from a distance.

2. A POWERFUL SENSE OF SMELL AS A NATURAL GPS

Smell is one of a goat’s strongest tools. They recognize the scent of their kraal, the smell of their herd mates, and the scent of their usual feeding spots. When visual cues fade in the bush, smell takes over. Think of it as their built-in GPS that keeps pulling them toward home and the herd.

3. HERD INSTINCT DRIVES THEM BACK

Goats hate being alone. Separation triggers panic, calling, and active movement toward the group. Even if a goat gets separated, it will keep moving until it hears other goats or catches their scent. This herd instinct is the main reason most “lost” goats reappear at the kraal by evening.

4. THEY STUDY THE ENVIRONMENT AS THEY MOVE

Goats don’t just wander blindly. They stop often, climb to higher ground, and look around before moving on. This habit helps them check direction, spot landmarks, and gauge distance. It’s why you’ll often see them standing on a mound or stretching to browse higher branches, as shown in the image.

• WHEN GOATS DO GET LOST

Despite these abilities, goats can still get lost. It usually happens when they’re transported to a new area suddenly, sold and moved far from their home, chased by dogs or wild animals, or left to graze alone for long hours. Young kids are especially at risk because they haven’t built strong route memory yet.

• SIMPLE STEPS TO KEEP YOUR GOATS SAFE

~LET THEM LEARN THE AREA FIRST
Allow new or young goats to roam near the homestead for a few days before sending them out for free grazing.

~AVOID SOLO GRAZING
Goats stay safer and more confident in groups.

~INTRODUCE NEW GOATS SLOWLY
Give them time to learn smells, sounds, and landmarks on your farm.

~USE BELLS ON LEAD GOATS
If you graze far, a bell on the lead goat makes it easier for the herd and for you to locate them.

☆》Goats aren’t lucky navigators, they’re just well-equipped. Work with their natural instincts and you’ll lose far fewer animals to the bush.

2026 I Goats are Well-Equipped

06/02/2026

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