Totally Boned European Mounts and Custom Skull Cleaning LLC

12/20/2025

There is nothing quite like the look of a perfectly cleaned steer. Our beetles at Totally B***d European Mounts and Custom Skull Cleaning LLC worked overtime on this one to get it looking pristine.

Why choose beetle cleaning?

Preserves fragile internal bone 🦴

Prevents "cooked-in" grease 🧼

No brittle or flaky bone surfaces 🚫

We’re currently accepting new pieces! Message us to get on the schedule or book an appointment online.

https://www.skulls-by-totally-boned.com/

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11/28/2025

🦃 Happy Thanksgiving from Totally B***d!

We’re grateful for every hunter who keeps our shop busy, our beetles gluttonously satisfied, and our freezers looking like Santa’s sleigh for taxidermists. Seriously—thank you for trusting us with your trophies.

Whether you filled a tag today or just filled three plates in a row, we hope your Thanksgiving night is warm, restful, and full of people you love.

From our crazy little skull-cleaning family to yours—thank you for supporting what we love to do. 🖤

With years of expertise, we specialize in professional skeletal cleaning and preservation for collectors, taxidermists, and educational displays.
Our dermestid beetles and meticulous finishing process produce clean, detailed, and lasting results.

11/17/2025

Opening weekend of the 2025 NYS Southern Tier gun season is behind us, and what a start!
Congratulations to everyone who put a deer on the ground, and good luck to those still out there hunting!
If you’re looking to get that skull cleaned up, our beetles are standing by and ready to get to work.

11/15/2025

Happy Opening Day, Southern Tier hunters!
Good luck to all the hunters heading into the woods today! Stay safe, shoot straight, and may your freezer be full by sundown.
Drop your photos in the comments — we love seeing everyone’s success!

11/08/2025

Just finished up this beautiful longhorn steer measuring 48" tip to tip! The customer wanted a natural, rustic look — cleaned by our beetles only, with no whitening process.

10/26/2024

Hello everyone. I wanted to take a minute to answer some questions we get on a regular basis.

Q: What are your hours of operation?
A: Book an appointment time using the following link:
https://www.skulls-by-totally-boned.com/
Use the black "Book Now” button in the middle of the page. We are closed every Sunday & Monday. The remainder of the week I alternate days that I have morning/afternoon hours and days that I am available in the evenings. If you can't find a time that works, please feel free to contact us!

Q: What should I do with my deer once it is harvested?
A: It should be bagged and frozen right after harvest. Do not leave your skull laying around. Any infestation of alternate insects can harm our dermestid beetle colonies. If any sourness/decomposition/infestation and/or dryness is found when we prep your skull for cleaning an additional fee will be charged (see price list below). Any species harvested over 1 year ago will also incur the additional fee as a skull that is left in the freezer for an extended period dries out.

Q: If I skin the deer head and prep the deer head, will I get a discount.
A: No. Please refrain from skinning the animal head before arrival unless you're traveling from outside New York State. Ensure removal of ears and complete neck up to the last vertebrae. A $10 disposal fee may be charged when these steps are not followed. Do not try and clean the head yourself. We have a process of doing this and when a customer tries to "save us the work" it generally makes more work for us.

Q: How much does a European Mount cost?
A: See the price list below

Q: What do I need to bring with me when I come to drop of the deer?
A: Please do not bring your carcass tag, that must stay with your meat per NYS guidelines. Create an additional tag to attach to the head of the deer with your name, address, license number, signature, the number of points on each antler if it is a male deer and date of harvest. We also require a 50% deposit. We accept cash, check, credit card (incurs a 3.5% fee) and Venmo.

Q: How long will my Euro Mount take to be completed?
A: As of 10/15/2024 the current turnaround time is 4-6 months. An estimated completion date will always be put on your invoice. Please check this invoice to see when your mount will be complete!

Q: Where are you located?
A: 5942 Barker Road, Oriskany Falls, NY 13425. Please enter the garage and come into the secondary room at the back of the garage.

10/26/2024

Great Christmas gag gift! $8 each for local pick up!! Shoot us a message if you'd like to swing by to pick one up.

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12/04/2023

Here is an updated list of all the Hydro Film patterns we currently have in stock.

10/08/2023

Good luck to all those youth hunters out in the woods over the next few days!

10/08/2023

2023-2024 Price List

11/25/2022

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