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Artois Equestrian is a private equestrian facility nestled into the lower back of Olympia/ Lacey.

We offer personalized training for horse and rider, breeding services, and sales.

09/30/2025

Ozzy took to his first blanket really well! He was a little iffy about it at first but didn't care that much. Especially when fhe sky opened up!

09/29/2025

Ozzy’s Diary Entry: Quick Scribbles and In-the-Moment Thoughts

This coffee stuff smells funny, but the cup was fun to play with. Who knew there was hot stuff in there?

What’s up with this new feeding style? Something about everyone being too round for a big bale, but Uncle PJ gets whatever he wants?

What are the details on this pony shuffle that’s about to happen so the pastures can be cared for? What kind of care do pastures need? Can I help? I helped with fences by being a cute distraction. I’m a hard worker.

What’s up with all those words Human Dad let out when he touched the new fence? DaVinci doesn’t seem to care… why is that also a bad thing?

What’s this “aluminum top wire” he’s talking about now? And why’s he huffing about “just more fkin’ money, you brats”?

What’s a brat?
Am I a brat?
—Ozzy

Oh, baby brain. All the questions and *shocking* learning opportunities.

09/28/2025

Ozzy made another diary entry the other day but FB glitched and it never posted. He experienced a whole lot of life on Wednesday including an unauthorized subscription to the adult channel staring Cleo and....DaVinci! Whoops!
Cleo decided Lestat wasn't good enough for her and so far hasn't taken to any breeding we have done. Instead, she decided having her love for DaVinci denied via gates and fences was no longer acceptable so she went ahead and pushed down the gate between the pastures and suddenly we had one big happy and slightly confused pasture family!
DaVinci is only 2 but that doesn't mean nature won't throw in some lessons when the opportunity presents itself and poor Ozzy had front seats! For the meantime while fences and hot lines are being repaired, Ozzy and DaVinci are the best of friends and Vista doesn't mind having two more baby sitters.

I took this opportunity to work with DaVinci and start establishing some in hand breeding ground rules. If this is what life threw at us I'll use it for a teaching and learning. Although 2 is still too young to be doing any of this in my book I can use it as a teaching and learning opportunity to establish some basic rules and expectations. Beyond that, a herd environment for a young c**t is the best teacher so as much as this has thrown a wrench in my game, it's not at a loss so I'll take it.

09/24/2025

Sometime before 8am, Cleo decided boundaries were optional and turned two pastures into one big chaotic lovefest. The good news? Everyone’s getting along. The bad news? DaVinci is two years old, full of hormones, and Cleo is very into him. Did anything happen? Who knows. But they are suspiciously romantic.

So now I’ve got a gate to fix, a breeding plan to rethink, and a pasture full of happy idiots. Cleo’s making new friends, DaVinci’s playing big brother to Ozzy, and Vista’s thrilled to have two extra babysitters. It's adorable but was not in my plans!

Meanwhile, PJ our resident medical mystery is thriving with a baby in the pasture. He was bucking, running, and playing like he hasn’t in months. We still don’t know what’s wrong, but he’s gaining weight and muscle again, which is a win in my book. Panel results pending and detective hats still on but things are moving forward at least.

And finally… Happy Birthday to me! This is my introduction to 37: my back hurts, the gate’s busted, my coffee’s cold, and every animal needs something. I wouldn’t trade it for the world even though I do occasionally want to shake these creatures and scream “LOOK WHAT YOU DID!” Instead, I hug them, swipe the credit card again, and remind myself, it's better a new gate than a new vet bill.

09/21/2025

Ozzy’s Diary
Age: Almost a Month
Mood: Betrayed and Moist

Dear Diary,

Today I met something called “hose.” It’s a long, bendy tube that the humans use to summon water from the sky. Except the sky wasn’t involved. The water just exploded out of it and hit me in the legs. And the belly. And the face. I was DRY, and then I was NOT.

Then came the bubbles. They rubbed them all over me. I tried to eat them. They said “No, Ozzy.” I tried to escape. They said “Whoa, Ozzy.” I tried to vanish into the wind. The wind said “You’re covered in soap, buddy.”

I looked at Mom like, “Are you seeing this??” And she just stood there. Watching. Not even a snort of concern. I thought she loved me. I thought we were a team. But apparently, when the humans start spraying mystery water, she’s on their side.

Also, walks are a thing we do every day now.
It's when you go up the driveway. And then down the driveway. And then up again. And then down again. And then the humans say “Good job!” I mean, I did walk very nicely. I even kept my legs in the right order. But still. Where were we going? Why did we come back? Is this a ritual?

Anyway, I am now clean, damp, and full of questions. Mom still hasn’t apologized. The humans are proud of me. I am proud of me too. But I remain suspicious.

Love,
Ozzy
(Professional Walker, Hose Survivor, Bubble Wrangler)

09/12/2025

Growing up is hard! There are rules and something new to learn every day! Yesterday Mama Vista and Aunty Cleo showed him how fun it is to break out and explore the barn! After thoroughly trashing it for who knows how long, they were caught red hooved and face deep in the round bales in the shed! Vista begrudgingly led the way back to the pasture with Ozzy in toe, and eventually Cleo decided to join slowly following before taking off at full speed coming in first back to the pasture. How exciting!

09/02/2025

Ozzy’s Foal Diary Week One
Date: 7 days since I made my grand entrance

Dear Diary,
Being born is like waking up in the middle of a parade you didn’t know you were starring in. There’s sunshine, legs that don’t listen, and a whole lot of humans saying “Awwww.” I’m adjusting.

Here’s what I’ve learned so far:

Day 1: I stood up! Eventually. Walking is a wobbly art form, but I mastered it just in time to find the milk bar. 10/10, highly recommend.

👀 Day 2: Met DaVinci my half brother! He lives on the other side of the fence and has opinions. We talk every day now. He told me I look like a fuzzy marshmallow. I told him he smells like carrots. We’re besties. Also: grass exists. It’s crunchy and confusing.

Day 3: I discovered zooming. It’s when your legs go fast and your brain goes “WHEEEE!” I am now officially the fastest creature in the known paddock. DaVinci says I look like a windup toy. I say I’m aerodynamic.

Day 4: The humans put a thing on my face called a halter. I wasn’t sure at first, but now I strut like I invented walking. They also picked up my feet and tickled them. I giggled. They call it “training.”

Day 5: Found a puddle. Thought it was another foal. Turns out it was me. I am very handsome.

Day 6: Learned how to tilt my head and make the humans laugh. It’s my signature move now. DaVinci says I’m dramatic. I say I’m theatrical.

Day 7: Naps are sacred. I’ve mastered the art of flopping. Halter training continues. I now tolerate foot tickles like a professional. DaVinci and I are planning a fenceside podcast. Working title: Hay There.

Anyway, that’s my week. Still figuring out what a carrot is, but I hear it’s life-changing. Stay tuned.

Love,
Ozzy

08/26/2025

Look who's learning how to use those legs! Ozzy is 3 days old today and is already exhausting for his mom. She tries to keep up with him but he is totally fine exploring without her and he enjoys carrying on full conversations across the fence with his half brother DaVinci and Uncle PJ!

08/24/2025

Guess who finally arrived? Ozzy is here! Vista’s first foal is just one day old and already full of sass and sweetness. Vista’s settling into motherhood like a pro and both are doing great! Welcome to the world, little one!

08/19/2025

Cody’s Corner: Confessions of a Shower Snacking Gentleman

Hi. I’m Cody. You ever eat dinner in the shower? Highly recommend. Five stars. Would slurp again.

On muggy summer evenings, I wait patiently for my personal waterfall to be activated, then I indulge in my gourmet mash like the royalty I am. When I’m done, I’ll either politely excuse myself or do the classic one hoof out of reach maneuver. It’s called boundaries. Look it up.

Now let’s talk business. I’m a little out of shape but in total working condition. I’m looking to fill some casual lesson spots and maybe even take on a lease. I’m open minded; hunter pleasure, dressage, lower level jumping. If it involves applause and snacks, I’m in.

Do I have a USDF or USEF number? No. But could I get one? Absolutely.

Boarding elsewhere? Meh. I like my people. I like my routine. I like my mash. Let’s not mess with perfection. Leases are onsite only. I have my own tack and a lovely outdoor arena! If it’s the kind of weather that makes your soul cry hauling to a covered arena is cool and doable.

I’m a very special boy (everyone says so), so if you’re looking for a charming, snack loving, shower savoring equine partner with a flair for the dramatic and a heart of gold.... I’m your guy, erm, pony.

08/13/2025

Yesterday I pulled out fabrics and bought a few more for Vistas maternity shoot! Out of about 100 pictures I liked 10 which is pretty good. I tried a few different options even dressing her in white but I really liked how the sheer red and sequin gold looked on her. She was a patient participant in my shenanigans and was rewarded with apples. Here's a few to enjoy while I go back through the rest. Enjoy!

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8106 Spurgeon Creek Road SE
Olympia, WA
98513

Telephone

(253) 353-3833

Website

http://www.artoisequestrian.com/

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