Holy Crap Poop Scoop

Holy Crap Poop Scoop Experience poop scooping like never before with our divine touch! I will ensure your yard stays immaculate, transforming a mess into blessed.

Rain, Sun, and Snow we'll be there. We've got your back...yard. Visit our website to get started!

Today, we pause to honor and remember the brave men and women who gave everything for our freedom.Their sacrifice will n...
05/25/2026

Today, we pause to honor and remember the brave men and women who gave everything for our freedom.

Their sacrifice will never be forgotten. From our family at Holy Crap P**p Scoop to yours, we hope you have a safe and meaningful Memorial Day.

We honor. We remember. We are grateful. 🇺🇸

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05/09/2026

Scooping p**p and playing fetch on this beautiful day! Gotta have fun with the pupper dogs while I'm working.

🌸 THIS MOTHER’S DAY… GIVE MOM A BREAK! 🌸She takes care of everything — the kids, the house, the pets… so let us take car...
05/08/2026

🌸 THIS MOTHER’S DAY… GIVE MOM A BREAK! 🌸

She takes care of everything — the kids, the house, the pets… so let us take care of the 💩 yard cleanup!

This Mother’s Day, give Mom the gift of a clean, stress-free yard so she can spend more time relaxing and less time worrying about the yucky stuff. 🐾💐

✅ More free time for Mom
✅ Cleaner, healthier yard
✅ One less chore to deal with

📲 Text “Mom” to 734-642-5579 to schedule service today!

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“Blessing yards, one scoop at a time!” ✨

🌅✝️ Happy Easter from Holy Crap P**p Scoop! ✝️🌅He is Risen!Today we celebrate new life, fresh starts, and the blessings ...
04/05/2026

🌅✝️ Happy Easter from Holy Crap P**p Scoop! ✝️🌅

He is Risen!

Today we celebrate new life, fresh starts, and the blessings all around us. As you enjoy time with family and the beauty of spring, we’re grateful to be a small part of keeping your yards clean and your pups happy.

🐣 Let us take care of the mess, so you can focus on what matters most.

“Blessing yards, one scoop at a time.”

Wishing you and your family a joyful, peaceful, and blessed Easter! 🙏

💩🌦 MONROE WEEKEND P**PCAST IS HERE 🌦💩🚨 We’re officially tracking a SEVERE MESS EVENT heading into the weekend…Here’s wha...
03/19/2026

💩🌦 MONROE WEEKEND P**PCAST IS HERE 🌦💩

🚨 We’re officially tracking a SEVERE MESS EVENT heading into the weekend…

Here’s what your yard is up against:

🌧 Friday – Rain Soak Warning
Soft, wet ground = HIGH smear risk + bacteria spreading

🌫 Saturday – Slush Zone
Temps rise, mess lingers… things get sticky

🌧 Sunday – Full Melt Event
Everything soft again = MAXIMUM mess conditions

⚠️ Mess Level: HIGH → SEVERE by Sunday

💡 Translation:
If you don’t scoop now… you’re gonna be dealing with yard pudding by Sunday 😬

💩 Let Holy Crap P**p Scoop handle it before it gets BAD

✔️ No mess
✔️ No smell
✔️ No stress

🛡 10% OFF Seniors, Military & Law Enforcement

📞 734-642-5579
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👇 Comment “SCOOP”and we’ll get you on the schedule before the melt hits

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🍀 Don’t Get Pinched… Get Your Yard Scooped!💩St. Paddy’s Day is all about luck, gold, and green grass — not stepping in s...
03/13/2026

🍀 Don’t Get Pinched… Get Your Yard Scooped!💩

St. Paddy’s Day is all about luck, gold, and green grass — not stepping in surprises in the yard! 😅

While you’re celebrating with friends, family, and maybe a cold green drink 🍻… let Holy Crap P**p Scoop handle the dirty work.

🐶 We’ll clean the crap so you can enjoy the luck!

✨ Keep your yard fresh
✨ Keep germs out of your house
✨ Keep your shoes p**p-free

📅 Spots are filling up fast for spring cleanups!

📲 Call or Text: 734-642-5579
🌐 Online: holycrapp**pscoopers.com

⚠️ Don’t wait until your lawn turns into a pot of p**p!

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💩🌦 DOWNRIVER WEEKEND P**PCAST 🌦💩Here’s what the Downriver P**pCast is tracking this weekend:🌧 Friday – Stormy MessRain a...
03/12/2026

💩🌦 DOWNRIVER WEEKEND P**PCAST 🌦💩

Here’s what the Downriver P**pCast is tracking this weekend:

🌧 Friday – Stormy Mess
Rain and runoff could lead to turd scatter conditions. Best to secure the yard early.

🌫 Saturday – Muck Zone
Soft, sticky ground means smear risk increases and the mess starts building.

❄ Sunday – Wintry Mess
Rain/snow mix could create sloppy turds and track-in threats.

🚨 Mess Level: CRITICAL

Don’t wait until the yard turns into a disaster zone…

💩 Let Holy Crap P**p Scoop handle it.

🛡 10% OFF for Seniors, Military & Law Enforcement

📞 Call or Text: 734-642-5579
🌐 holycrapp**pscoopers.com

👇 Comment “SCOOP” if your yard needs relief this weekend.


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💩🌦 MONROE WEEKEND P**PCAST 🌦💩March 6 – March 8Here’s what we’re tracking in Monroe this weekend:🔥 Friday – Rain Soak War...
03/12/2026

💩🌦 MONROE WEEKEND P**PCAST 🌦💩
March 6 – March 8

Here’s what we’re tracking in Monroe this weekend:

🔥 Friday – Rain Soak Warning
Soft, sticky conditions with HIGH smear risk. Warm temps + rain = peak yard pudding territory.

⚡ Saturday – Severe Mess Event
Storms and warm temps push things into critical mess levels. This is not a drill, Monroe…

☀ Sunday – Mush Alert
Sunny skies return, but the yard is still mushy underneath.

🚨 Don’t let the mess win.
Let Holy Crap P**p Scoop stay ahead of the thaw and keep your yard clean.

🛡 10% OFF for Seniors, Military & Law Enforcement

📞 Call or Text: 734-642-5579
🌐 holycrapp**pscoopers.com

👇 Drop a 🐶 in the comments if your yard needs a cleanup this weekend!

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☘️🌈 OH CRAP! There’s P**P at the end of the rainbow…💩Unfortunately, not every rainbow leads to a pot of gold… sometimes ...
03/08/2026

☘️🌈 OH CRAP! There’s P**P at the end of the rainbow…💩

Unfortunately, not every rainbow leads to a pot of gold… sometimes it leads to your dog’s leftovers. 😅

Good news though 👇
Holy Crap P**p Scoop is here to help!

👍 Let us scoop it before you step in it.

We keep yards clean, fresh, and p**p-free so you and your pups can actually enjoy the yard.

🐶 Weekly service
🐶 Bi-weekly service
🐶 One-Time Clean-Ups

📞 734-642-5579
🌐 holycrapp**pscoopers.com

☘️ Because the luckiest yards are p**p-free!

👇 Tag a dog owner who needs this cleanup crew!

Huntin' down these turds before the storm hits! 😆💩⚡️
03/07/2026

Huntin' down these turds before the storm hits! 😆💩⚡️

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