05/14/2026
I’ve had plenty of burritos in my life, but a kitten “purrito” is my favorite. 😻😻😻
A proper kitten purrito has:
-maximum softness
-zero structural integrity
-unexpected claw deployment
-a 92% chance of falling asleep mid-wrap
Scientifically, wrapping a kitten in a blanket activates their “tiny emperor being carried to court” mode. 😹👑