Mother funk’n Poop Scoopers

07/04/2026

07/03/2026

🚨 WE’VE TAKEN OVER. 🚨

Whether it’s mosquitoes or dog p**p, we’re taking back backyards one home at a time.

🦟 BUGGIN’ OUT
✔️ Full Backyard + Home Perimeter Spray — Only $99

💩 MOTHER FUNK’N P**P SCOOPERS
✔️ Weekly & One-Time Dog Waste Cleanup

Stop fighting bugs. Stop scooping p**p. We’ll handle the dirty work so you can enjoy your yard.

📲 Call or Text: 347-485-8000

GET THE FUNK OUTTA HERE! 💪🔥

06/25/2026

🐶 Need someone to check in on your pets while you’re away? I’ve got you covered! 🐾

In addition to pet waste removal, I’m now offering In-Home Pet Sitting (Drop-In Visits) for busy pet owners throughout Staten Island!

Whether you’re at work, out for the day, or on vacation, I’ll stop by your home to make sure your furry family members are happy, safe, and well cared for.

✅ 30-minute drop-in visits
🥣 Feeding & fresh water
🚽 Potty breaks
🎾 Playtime & companionship
💊 Medication administration (if needed)
📸 Photo updates available upon request

Reliable, trustworthy, and caring service from someone who genuinely loves animals.

Already a pet waste removal customer? This is the perfect add-on to help keep your pets comfortable and your yard clean!

📞 Call or text 347-485-8000 to schedule a visit or ask about pricing.

Please like, share, and tag a fellow pet owner who could use an extra helping hand! 🐕🐈

05/30/2026

🐕 MFPS (P**p Cleanup Service)

Your backyard should be a place to relax, not a place to dodge dog p**p.

MFPS is currently accepting new customers throughout Staten Island!

✅ Weekly P**p Cleanup
✅ Pet Waste Removal
✅ No Contracts
✅ Reliable & Professional Service

Whether you have one dog or five, we’ll keep your yard clean so you can actually enjoy it.

📞 Call or Text: 347-485-8000

Clean yard. Happy dogs. Happy family.