08/31/2026
🎉 CAT MATH IS WORKING! 🐱 + 🐱 = ❤️
We have some GREAT news — TWO of our bonded kitten pairs have been adopted, and they are doing wonderfully in their new homes! 🥹❤️
Now we need to keep it going because we still have THREE dynamic duos waiting for their turn:
🐾 Leo & Theo - spoiled rotten former bottle babies.
🐾 Lestat & Louis - our kittens rescued from a grave on a sweltering hot day.
🐾 Chaos & Rebel — and yes, we named them that. Consider yourself warned. 😂
Our Bonded Kitten Special is still going through September 30!
🐱 + 🐱 = $150 TOTAL
That’s TWO kittens for $150, and both come:
💉 Fully vaccinated
✂️ Spayed/neutered
🪱 Dewormed
🪪 Microchipped
😈 Ready to wreak havoc in your home
Remember the official rules of Cat Math™:
One kitten = one kitten.
Two kittens = somehow LESS than one kitten. They wrestle with each other, chase each other, entertain each other and have someone else’s feet to attack at 3 a.m.
Three kittens = definitely more than two. 😂
These babies are growing up in kennels when they should be growing up together in homes. We’ve already gotten two pairs out — now help us make it THREE MORE!
❤️ Leo & Theo
❤️ Lestat & Louis
❤️ Chaos & Mayhem
$150 for a bonded pair through September 30.
Apply at ZeusRescues.org and bring home twice the love, twice the entertainment and approximately 47 times the chaos. Thanks! Michelle
Zeus’ Rescues is still not an accredited institution of mathematics. We remain extremely confident in Cat Math.