Melon The Office Cat

Melon The Office Cat Greetings! My name is Melon, or Watermelon when I am in trouble for my daily shenanigans. They call me Melon because I am round and sweet! So, here it is! Enjoy!

My local fans have requested that I start my own page.

I've got cat trees and plush beds, but I'd rather live like a feline vagabond in a cardboard box.They should have named ...
07/22/2025

I've got cat trees and plush beds, but I'd rather live like a feline vagabond in a cardboard box.They should have named me Hobo!

"You don't need to do paperwork. Your only job is giving me your undivided attention."
03/07/2025

"You don't need to do paperwork. Your only job is giving me your undivided attention."

"Stealing hearts and blowing farts....I mean kisses!"
01/31/2025

"Stealing hearts and blowing farts....I mean kisses!"

"This box is my kingdom, and I shall rule it with fluff."
01/23/2025

"This box is my kingdom, and I shall rule it with fluff."

My Christmas photo shoot. Apparently, I'm a hot commodity in front of the camera. Who knew? I mean, I always thought I w...
11/22/2024

My Christmas photo shoot. Apparently, I'm a hot commodity in front of the camera. Who knew? I mean, I always thought I was pretty great, but now I've got a whole fan club of people telling me I could be a pro model. What do you think, should I take my talents to the runway?🐱🐱🌹

It's been awhile since I've graced you all with my presence, so I thought I would pop in to show off a bit! I have lost...
03/14/2024

It's been awhile since I've graced you all with my presence, so I thought I would pop in to show off a bit! I have lost 3 lbs! Don't I look amazing? Down girls! There's more than enough Melon to go around! 🐱

I will come down from this cat tree when you remove that big, slobbering mutt from my office!"
10/19/2023

I will come down from this cat tree when you remove that big, slobbering mutt from my office!"

"Don't go coming into my office smelling like dogs after you've ignored me all day to play with them! "
10/13/2023

"Don't go coming into my office smelling like dogs after you've ignored me all day to play with them! "

"I was neglected all day yesterday because of National Dog Day! I vote to ban dog day and make every day National Cat D...
08/27/2023

"I was neglected all day yesterday because of National Dog Day! I vote to ban dog day and make every day National Cat Day!"

"Quality inspection services is on the job!"
07/29/2023

"Quality inspection services is on the job!"

When your human tries to convince you that there are no more treats left..
07/07/2023

When your human tries to convince you that there are no more treats left..

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