09/08/2025
Real?
Drunk man sneaks into a zoo enclosure, falls asleep with the bears. In Chile, a man had been drinking late into the night at a small bar, drowning the same pain he carried every evening the loss of his dog. They had shared years together, always ending the day curled up side by side. Since putting him down, sleep had become unbearable.
That night the cold bit hard, and so did the loneliness. Stumbling out of the bar, half-frozen and half-lost, he wandered until tall fences and the smell of hay drew him in. Somehow, through the haze of alcohol, the zoo gates gave way.
Hours later, guards found him curled up in the straw of the bear enclosure, three massive animals pressed against him like living shadows. He barely stirred when the police shook him awake.
“I don’t remember much,” he admitted, eyes wet. “I just lost my dog… I used to fall asleep cuddling him every night. I guess I got too drunk and decided to cuddle some bears.”
