Absolute Kennels LLC

11/01/2026

11/01/2026

📋 OFFICIAL MEETING MINUTES — Absolute Kennels

Previous Session: Basset Convention
Current Session: Schnauzer Town Hall

Attendance: Excellent
Volume: Unnecessarily high
Opinions: Strong
Consensus: Absolutely not

Items discussed:
• Who gets the best yard spot
• Whether snack distribution is equitable
• Why management is taking so long
• Several urgent matters involving squirrels
• One formal complaint regarding personal space

Motions passed: None
Side conversations: Constant
Requests to speak to management: Multiple
Meeting adjourned: Immediately upon hearing the treat container

From Basset Conventions to Schnauzer Town Halls, we welcome them ALL. 😂🐾

Different breeds. Different personalities. Different agendas.

Absolute Kennels LLC
Lead. Don’t Follow.

10/26/2026

We’ve been working on making the everyday details easier—so the focus stays where it belongs. On the DOG. 🐾

But first… where’s that scheduling link? How do I request boarding? Which email had my portal information?

We’ve put the everyday essentials together in our new Absolute Kennels Client Hub so you can spend less time searching and more time enjoying your dog.

🐾 Request boarding or day board
📅 Schedule drop-off and pick-up for a confirmed stay
🎓 Apply for training
🔖 Find instructions for saving your personal owner portal link
💙 Access our Venmo payment link

Open it, bookmark it, or add it to your phone’s home screen for easy access. No new account needed.

A little less back-and-forth. A little more time for what matters—the dog.

https://app.jotform.com/262943017697164

Think. Engage. Thrive.
Lead. Don’t Follow.

10/22/2026

🦃 THANKSGIVING IS STUFFED! 😂🐾

Our Thanksgiving boarding calendar is officially FULL. Thank you to everyone who planned ahead and trusted us with your dogs over the holiday!

🎄 Christmas still has a few names left on Santa’s boarding list… but not many.

If you’ll be traveling for Christmas and need boarding, now is the time to get your dog on the list before those last spots are spoken for.

🎅 A reminder: there will be no drop-offs or pick-ups on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, but dogs already staying with us will, of course, receive their normal care, routines, outdoor time, meals, and plenty of attention.

📩 Message us with your Christmas dates to grab one of the remaining spots.

Absolute Kennels LLC
Lead. Don’t Follow.

10/18/2026

🐾 Our logo has something to say…

Let’s talk dog!

Come meet Absolute Kennels at the Vernon County Farmers Market Holiday Market!

Bring your questions about training, boarding, and your dog—we’d love to meet you.

📅 November 6–7
Friday noon–8 PM • Saturday 8 AM–noon

📍 Centennial Building at Vernon County Fairgrounds

Who’s stopping by? 🐶

10/18/2026

Your dog may not have a Christmas list, but we have a few ideas. 🎄🐾

Absolute Kennels is heading to the Holiday Market at Vernon County Farmers Market!

📍 Centennial Building at Vernon County Fairgrounds
📅 November 6 & 7
🕛 Friday: noon–8 p.m.
🕗 Saturday: 8 a.m.–noon

Stop by, meet Tanya, and talk boarding, training, and giving your dog something productive to do!

🎁 Enter our FREE Think. Engage. Thrive. gift basket drawing, featuring enrichment goodies, boutique dog treats, a custom engraved bowl, and a private training session.

💩 Grab a free poop-bag roll while supplies last—because some stocking stuffers are more practical than others.

❤️ We’ll also have an optional donation jar benefiting Nevada Animal Shelter, with 100% of donations going to the shelter.

No purchase or donation is necessary to enter the drawing. Donations do not affect your chances of winning.

Come shop local and talk dogs with us!

Absolute Kennels LLC
Think. Engage. Thrive. — Lead. Don’t Follow.

10/14/2026

Registration is open — so what happens next?
The T.E.T. Training Lab is officially accepting applications, and I’ve already had questions about who it’s for and how the different options work.

This is not a one-size-fits-all program.

Every dog starts with their own goals, and the training format is chosen based on what will actually help that dog make progress.

T.E.T. Training Lab options include:

Field Day — Drop your dog off for a structured training day with multiple short sessions, exercise, rest, and real-world skill work. Your dog goes home with you at the end of the day.

Private Training — One-on-one coaching for you and your dog, focused on the specific goals, skills, or challenges you need help with.

Residential Training — An immersive training stay for dogs needing more concentrated work, structure, repetition, and consistency.

Training may focus on foundations, leash skills, recall, engagement, impulse control, confidence, puppy development, behavior support, reactivity, frustration, over-arousal, or other real-world challenges.

The goal is simple:

Teach the skill. Build understanding. Then make it work in real life.

Think. Engage. Thrive.

Not sure which option fits your dog? That’s exactly why the application comes first. I’ll look at your goals, your dog, and what you’re struggling with, then recommend the format that makes the most sense.

Applications are open now.

https://form.jotform.com/262636801603050

Enrollment is intentionally limited so each dog gets the time and attention they need.

Lead. Don’t Follow.

10/14/2026

Weekday Drop-Off & Pick-Up Hours Update

As my work schedule has become busier, I need to make a small adjustment to our weekday drop-off and pick-up availability.

Beginning now, Monday–Friday appointments will be available from 6:30–7:00 a.m. or after 4:00 p.m.

We will continue to be appointment only, so please make sure your drop-off or pick-up time is scheduled in advance. Weekends will still offer more flexibility.

If you need to drop off before 4:00 p.m. but cannot make the 6:30–7:00 a.m. window, you will have the option to drop off the evening before. Additional boarding charges may apply when an extra night is needed.

This adjustment allows me to better accommodate my work schedule while still providing consistent care and keeping things running smoothly here.

Thank you for planning ahead and working with us on scheduling.

Absolute Kennels LLC
Lead. Don’t Follow.

10/12/2026

🦃🎄 HOLIDAY BOARDING UPDATE 🐾

October is here, and holiday travel plans are starting to come together.

Thanksgiving reservations are filling, and Christmas bookings are picking up too.

If you already know your travel dates, now is a good time to get your dog’s stay on the calendar. We only board 8 dogs at a time, so keeping things small means we can give each guest the attention and routine they deserve.

📩 Send us your dates and we’ll check availability.

A quick holiday scheduling reminder:

🦃 No drop-offs or pick-ups Thanksgiving Day
🎄 No drop-offs or pick-ups Christmas Eve or Christmas Day

Dogs staying with us over those dates will still receive their normal care, meals, outdoor time, routines, and plenty of attention. ❤️

Plan ahead. Travel easier. Let us take care of your dog while you’re away.

Absolute Kennels LLC
Lead. Don’t Follow.

10/09/2026

Applications are officially open for the T.E.T. Training Lab.

If you’ve been following the launch and thinking, “This sounds like what my dog needs,” this is your next step.

The T.E.T. Training Lab is built around individualized professional training and behavior development. We don’t start with a preset checklist of commands. We start with your dog, your goals, and the behaviors affecting everyday life.

That may mean:

puppy development
leash skills
recall
engagement
impulse control
confidence
obedience
reactivity
frustration
over-arousal
fear or uncertainty
behavior modification

Some dogs may be best suited for T.E.T. Field Day. Others may benefit more from private training, behavior-focused work, residential training, or another format.

That’s why every new client begins with an application.

We’re not trying to fit every dog into the same program.

Every dog arrives with training goals.
We train the dog in front of us.

T.E.T. Training Lab day programs are offered Monday–Friday, with limited enrollment so we can keep the training individualized.

Applications are now open.

Think. Engage. Thrive.

Lead. Don’t Follow.

https://form.jotform.com/262636801603050