04/01/2026
After years (and we mean YEARS) of hard work, dedication, years of complaining, teaching everyone how to do their job, and perfectly timed naps… Bubba Nowak has officially decided to retire. 🎉
That’s right, no more early mornings, no more arguing with Art, no more funny facebooks. Bubba is trading it all in for sleeping late, wearing flip flops full time, and making frequent trips to McDonald’s like it’s his new full-time job. 🍟
We’re honestly not sure how this place is going to function without him. Who’s going to keep the gates closed? Who’s going to deal with Art? Who’s going to back all the trailers up??
Bubba, you’ve been the backbone, the entertainment, and office grandpa. You’ve put up with a lot (mainly us), and for that alone, you deserve retirement.
We hope your days are filled with naps, snacks, and absolutely ZERO alarms. You’ve earned every second of it.
Everyone join us in congratulating Bubba on a well-deserved retirement!!! 👏👏👏
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April Fools 😆
He’s not going anywhere. He’ll be at the office bright and early tomorrow with his regularly scheduled nonsense.
