Emerald Hounds Abound

Emerald Hounds Abound Hounds Abound is about walking among legends – celebrating the gentle giants of the Irish Wolfhound world.

Connection, reverence, muddy paws, wild stares, and big hearts. 🐺💚

Founded in honor of Shamrock, the hound who opened the door.

08/30/2026

🐺☘️ A Little EHA Public Service Announcement ☘️🐺

Apparently, Facebook has decided that what happens at Emerald Hounds Abound should STAY at Emerald Hounds Abound. 😂

We've recently discovered that Facebook hasn't been reliably sending notifications when we post — either here or over in the EHA Pack. In fact, some of our regulars haven't been getting them at all.

Even I wasn't getting them.

From my own page.

That seems helpful. 🙄😂

So, if EHA has seemed suspiciously quiet lately, we haven't disappeared! Clover and Hooligan are still creating chaos, Shamrock is still keeping an eye on things, and I am most definitely still writing about all of it. 🐺❤️

If you'd like to keep seeing our posts, please take a quick peek at your Facebook settings for Emerald Hounds Abound and EHA Pack and make sure you're still following and that your notification settings haven't mysteriously changed.

Because apparently Facebook has appointed itself Pack Secretary, and frankly, its job performance has been questionable. 😂

🐺☘️ The hounds are still here. The stories are still coming. Facebook just forgot to tell everybody. ☘️🐺

08/28/2026

Another one from the archives. ❤️

This one came from a very real place—the strange and sometimes difficult realization that loving a new dog doesn't mean loving the one who came before any less.

Sometimes the heart doesn't have to let go.
It just has to make room.

“Clover’s Chance”

She sits in silence, heart still torn,
From loving one who's now been mourned.
Shamrock, bold with gentle grace,
Left paw prints time cannot erase.

His eyes, his soul, his steady tread,
Still whisper softly in her head.
She kissed his fur, she felt him go—
Now grief has roots too deep to show.

And then came Clover, all brand-new,
A pup with eyes like morning dew.
She stumbles, sniffs, begins to play,
But Mom feels oceans drift away.

“How can I give what’s still not mine?
Can love make room, given time?
I fear I’ll fail her, can’t let go—
Of Shamrock’s love, of all I know.”

Yet Clover curls close every night,
And dreams beside her feel just right.
A tiny breath, a gentle paw—
She nudges open grief’s old door.

For Shamrock’s love, though wrapped in ache,
Was never meant her heart to break.
He sent her Clover, soft and shy,
To teach her how to once more try.

And slowly, love begins to mend,
In quiet moments without end.
And thread by thread, beside the pain,
She learns to open up again.

So let her weep, and let her heal,
Let Clover teach her how to feel.
For bonds can bloom where pain once grew—
And Shamrock’s love still sees them through.

08/28/2026

An older piece I recently rediscovered. ❤️

It was inspired by one man and one very special Irish Wolfhound—but perhaps it belongs to anyone who has ever known one of these extraordinary dogs.

Because sometimes you don't simply meet an Irish Wolfhound.
Sometimes, you carry a little of them with you afterward.

"The Wolfhound's Gift"

He thought he knew the heart of dogs—
The loyal gaze, the wagging tail,
But nothing in his years prepared
For one so vast, so soft, so pale.

A giant stepped into his life,
With ancient eyes and velvet paws,
No bark, no boast—just silent grace,
A creature carved from myth and laws.

At first, he watched with guarded awe,
This beast who barely made a sound,
Yet everywhere the Wolfhound went,
It felt like sacred, hallowed ground.

He'd kneel to tie his boot one day,
And feel a forehead gently press—
A quiet act, a knowing glance,
A calm that reached through all his mess.

No need for tricks or chasing balls,
No frantic leaps, no stubborn will—
The Wolfhound simply understood,
And with that knowing, all grew still.

He learned that love can stretch for miles,
That strength is kind, and hearts can bend,
That some souls walk not as our pets—
But angels sent, disguised as friends.

And in that shaggy, noble frame,
He saw the world a little more:
Less rush, more peace, more breath, more sky—
A life more grounded than before.

Now every dog he meets, he loves,
But something in his soul has stirred.
For once you've known an Irish hound,
You carry magic in each word.

Not every man is born to know
What gentleness in giants means—
But he was blessed. He walked beside
A living echo of old dreams.

08/28/2026

Another older piece I recently found tucked away in my files. ❤️

Anyone who has loved and lost a special dog knows that sometimes they find their way back to us in the most unexpected places.

And every once in a while, we're lucky enough to spend a little more time together.

Even if only in our dreams.

“Shamrock in Her Dreams”

When the moonlight spills in silver streams,
He pads the path between the dreams.
A whisper, soft as midnight air—
Shamrock, her brave boy, is there.

No sound of paws, no rustling leaves,
Just sudden peace that grief relieves.
She feels his breath, a gentle sigh,
Like wind beneath a starlit sky.

His eyes still hold that steadfast gleam,
As if he wandered through a dream
Of all her love and loss and tears—
Her guardian through all the years.

He doesn't speak in words or cries,
But still she hears his soul reply.
With every look, he seems to say:
"I never really went away."

He nudges close with phantom grace,
She strokes the contours of his face.
Though made of mist and midnight beams,
He feels so real inside her dreams.

They walk the hills they used to roam,
No leash, no time, just heart and home.
Each dream, a gift he softly weaves—
A promise that he never leaves.

And when the dawn begins to rise,
She wakes with tears and smiling eyes.
Though he no longer walks beside her,
He still comes home… inside her dreams.

08/27/2026

Oh, the Possibilities

For eighteen months, I have been worried about Clover's bones.

Not constantly.
That would be ridiculous.
Mostly constantly.

Irish Wolfhounds grow fast. Really fast. Their bodies shoot upward and outward while their joints and bones are still trying to catch up, and their growth plates stay open much longer than those of smaller dogs.

Which means there are rules.
So many rules.

No repetitive jumping.
Don't overdo the exercise.
And stairs?
Mortal enemy.

Our stairs have spent most of Clover's life gated and blocked as though something terrible lives at the top of them.

Getting into and out of vehicles wasn't much better.

When Clover was small enough, I picked her up and put her into my car or Justin's truck. Then I picked her up and put her back down again.

This system worked beautifully until my Irish Wolfhound puppy committed the completely unexpected act of becoming enormous.

Eventually, picking her up became less of a safety measure and more of a potential orthopedic event for me.

After that, everything was carefully managed.

Easy.
Slow.
No launching yourself into space.

For eighteen months, I have guarded this dog's skeleton like it contains state secrets.

But now?
Clover is eighteen months old.
Her growth plates should be closed, or very close to it.

Do I know for certain that every last one has officially packed up and gone home?
No.

And after eighteen months of worrying about the stupid things, I'm apparently incapable of simply declaring, “Good enough!”

So the rules aren't gone yet.
But they're loosening.
The stairs are making limited appearances. Once or twice a day, I let her use them.

Do I still watch?
Please.
Of course I watch.
I'm a recovering helicopter mom.

Recovery takes time.

But after eighteen months of being on guard, the end is finally in sight.
And I am ridiculously excited.
Because Clover's world is about to get much, much bigger.

We can go hiking.
And I don't mean a nice little walk through the woods.
I mean hiking.

Real hiking.

The kind Shamrock and I used to do.

Scrambling over boulders. Climbing mountains. Picking our way across streams. Maybe even dancing underneath a waterfall.

There are so many places Clover hasn't seen yet.

And we're finally reaching the point where I don't have to look at every adventure and think first about what she can't do.

I get to ask a much more exciting question.
What do you want to try, Clover?

Maybe agility.
Copper did it.
Shamrock did it.
And I have a feeling Clover might love it.

I can picture her flying over jumps and charging up the A-frame. The teeter should be entertaining. Clover notices everything, so the first time the ground suddenly moves beneath her feet, I suspect she'll freeze.

Look down.
Look at me.
Look back down.
Did you SEE what that thing just did?

Then she'll investigate.
Because that's Clover.

And eventually we'll reach the tunnel.

Twenty-four inches high.
Friend or foe?

This is an important family question.

Copper was firmly Team Tunnel. Keeping him out was harder than getting him in.
Shamrock disagreed.
Strongly.

I tried everything.

Shamrock remained convinced that folding his enormous body down and entering a twenty-four-inch-high tube was not something a sensible dog should do.

His agility adventures are a whole story of their own.

Now I'm curious which side Clover will choose.

She's considerably smaller than Shamrock was at this age, so maybe she'll smoosh herself down and fly through.

Or maybe she'll plant four feet at the entrance and look at me like I've finally lost my mind.

Either answer is fine.
I just can't wait to find out.
And if agility isn't her thing, we'll try something else.
Or we won't.

She's smart, curious and such a fast learner that there are endless things she could do.

But she doesn't have to do any of them.
She doesn't need ribbons or titles.
She doesn't have to become anything.

She just has to be Clover.

Her wild, incredibly smart, incredibly observant, lovable self.

I just want her happy.
And healthy.
Especially healthy.

That's where my brain occasionally becomes annoying.

Fear is a little like a giant, real-life game of Whack-a-Mole.
Most of the time, I've got it under control.

Then—

Clover takes a few strange steps.
POP.

Why is she walking like that?
WHACK.

She coughs.
POP.

What was—
WHACK.

She shakes her head a few times and suddenly I'm inspecting ears.
POP.

Clover looks at me.
Seriously?
WHACK.

Yes, seriously.

I've run my hands over that dog from nose to tail more times than I could possibly count because something looked slightly different.

Most of the time, the mole goes right back into its hole.
But every once in a while, it doesn't go down quite so easily.

I remember what it felt like to believe I had a healthy dog and then have my world ripped apart in only five weeks.

That changes you.
I can't unknow it.

And I can't promise myself it will never happen again.
What I can do is refuse to let that fear steal the time I have with Clover now.

So when it sticks its ugly little head up again?

WHACK.

She's here.
She's eighteen months old.
She's healthy.

And she has a life to live.
So do I.

Knowing how quickly things can change doesn't mean we should do less.

It means that when Clover's body is ready, I want us to go.
I want to find out what she loves.

Maybe I'll be right about some of it.
Maybe I'll be completely wrong.

Knowing Clover, that seems entirely possible.

And someday, a very long time from now if I get my way, all these things we're about to do will be memories.

That's okay.
That's what memories are supposed to be.

Evidence that we were there.
That we went.
That we tried.
That we lived it.

But we're not at the remembering part yet.

We're at the beginning.

The rules aren't completely gone.
Mom's helicopter is still hovering a little.

But I can see the day coming when I finally get to land the damn thing.

And when I do?

I have no idea exactly what Clover and I are going to find out there.
That's the best part.

Oh, the possibilities.

08/27/2026

Hooligan and the Terrible, Horrible, Completely Voluntary Bramble Incident

There are certain things every dog owner learns to fear.

A suspicious noise.
A suspicious smell.
A suspicious silence.
Especially silence.

Silence is rarely good when you have puppies.

Clover and Hooligan were outside playing in the yard, and things had gotten quiet.

Too quiet.

I was just about to go outside and check on them when Hooligan appeared at the back door and started crying.

This, by itself, was not particularly alarming. Hooligan frequently believes that I should be outside with him. Apparently my presence improves the entire outdoor experience.

I didn't go through the back door. Instead, I went out through the garage.

Clover was lying on her bed.

That was my first clue.

She was fine. Perfectly fine, actually. But she had a strange look on her face.

A very specific look.

I stopped.

“Where's Hooligan?”

Clover just stared at me.

“Hooligan?”

Nothing.

I called louder.

“Hooligan!”

From somewhere in the darkness came a whine.

Oh, crap.

I called again, and finally I saw movement.
Hooligan was attempting to walk toward me.

Attempting.

His head was down. His steps were slow and awkward, and when he finally reached me, he just stood there.

I lifted his head.

Brambles.

Small, nasty, vicious little brambles that bury themselves deep into fur and immediately work their way toward the skin.

They were on his head.

His face.

Around his lips.

Inside his ears.

His neck.

His chest.

His back.

His belly.

His legs.

His tail.

His feet.

His boy bits.

Everywhere.

There wasn't a Hooligan so much as there was a large, sad, wheaten-brindle bramble bush with eyes.

I stared at him.

Then I looked at Clover.

Not. One. Bramble.

She was lying comfortably on her bed, completely untouched by the botanical apocalypse that had apparently consumed her brother.

And suddenly I understood the look on her face.

Mom, you are NOT going to believe this one.

I still have no idea what he did.

Did he roll in them?
Dive into them?
Crawl through them?

Did some sort of teleportation experiment go horribly wrong and merge his molecules with those of a thorny plant?

There seemed to be no other reasonable explanation for the sheer coverage.

I got him into the garage and called Justin

Then I started removing brambles.

Thankfully, when you share your life with Irish Wolfhounds, you accumulate grooming equipment like you're preparing to open a small salon. Brushes. Combs. Rakes. More brushes. Things I'm not entirely sure have names.

One of them worked remarkably well.

“Worked” being a generous term.

Mostly, I brushed and yanked.

For an hour.

And Hooligan was incredible.

He didn't fight me.
He didn't wiggle.
He didn't complain.
He didn't even whine.

He stood quietly while I worked my way over his entire body. When I needed him to move, he moved. When I changed his position, he stayed there. Even when I worked around his face.Even inside his ears.

Even around areas no gentleman wants aggressively brushed.

He trusted me completely.

And as miserable as he looked, I couldn't have been prouder of him.

Finally, after nearly an hour, I pulled out the last bramble.

Done.

My poor baby.

I kissed him.
I praised him.
I told him what a wonderful boy he'd been.
I gave him bacon.

Hooligan was once again completely bramble-free.

And then he ran directly back into the brambles.

I watched him go.

At first, my brain simply refused to accept what my eyes were reporting.

No.

He's not going there.

He's just running in that direction.

He's going to turn.

Any second now.

No.

No way.

He wouldn't.

He was just—

Into the brambles he went.

On purpose.

ON PURPOSE.

“Oh, for f**k's sake.”

I turned around and walked into the house.

I did not care.
I had fulfilled my obligations as his mother.
Whatever happened next was between Hooligan, the brambles, and God.

I lasted five minutes.
Because, of course, I did.

I went back outside looking for him.
He had brambles on him again.

Thankfully, this time he'd limited his horticultural adventure to his legs and chest. Apparently some learning had occurred, although not enough to be useful.

Another five minutes of brushing and yanking and Hooligan was, once again, bramble-free.

There would not be a third opportunity for personal growth.

I took him by the collar.
We walked into the house.
I put him in his X-pen.
I turned off the light.
I sat down.
I watched television.

Adventure time was over.

Hooligan had used up his “What are we doing today?” adventure coins for at least the next month.

The most ridiculous part is that I was—and still am—so proud of him.

He was such a good boy while I helped him. For an entire hour, that six-month-old puppy stood patiently while I pulled painful little things out of some of the most sensitive places on his body.

He trusted me.
He understood I was helping him.
He had the self-control to stand completely still until I was finished.

Which proves there is, in fact, a functioning brain somewhere inside Hooligan.

Unfortunately, it appears to be available only after he makes a decision.

Not before.

I once wrote a letter to the Brain Fairy on behalf of Clover when she was a puppy.

At the time, I thought she needed help.
I owe Clover an apology.

Her little brother needs the Brain Fairy far more urgently.
In fact, I think his letter should probably be sent overnight.

Dear Brain Fairy,

Please check your records.
I believe my brain may have been lost in shipping.

Love,
Hooligan

P.S. Do you have cookies?

EDIT: 8/27/26 at 9:57 pm

“Botanical Apocalypse II: The Rebrambling.”

HOOLIGAN.
SIR.

You spent AN HOUR yesterday having the Botanical Apocalypse painstakingly removed from your enormous furry person.

Then you WENT BACK IN.

Got de-brambled AGAIN.

And now, less than 24 hours later:

🌿🐺🌿

“Mother. I have returned to the forest.”

😂😂😂😂😂

Hooligan and the brambles are in a relationship.

I don't understand it.
Justin doesn't understand it.
Clover probably thinks it's embarrassing.

But those two crazy kids keep finding their way back to each other. 😂

Hooligan, buddy. THE PLANTS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS. 🤣🤣🤣

07/30/2026

The Cat Has Escalated

I made a terrible mistake.

I thought we'd solved the Ginger problem.

We hadn't.

If you read my last story, you already know Ginger enjoys quietly sitting in front of Hooligan's x-pen while he has what can only be described as a complete emotional collapse.

I'd already tried moving her.

She simply came back.

Lesson learned.

Or so I thought.

This week...
things escalated.

Every evening, right around bedtime...

Ginger would report for duty.

She no longer wandered over casually.

She had a destination.

An assignment.

A mission.

Straight to Hooligan.

Only this time...
she'd upgraded her observation post.

Instead of sitting on the floor, Ginger climbed onto the end table directly across from Hooligan's x-pen.

Now she wasn't looking up at him anymore.
She was almost eye level.

Poor Hooligan looked at her...
looked at me...
looked back at Ginger...
and I swear he became convinced she'd somehow gotten bigger overnight.

His expression clearly said,
"Mother... the cat has evolved."

From that moment on...
our evenings developed a routine.

Not a good routine.

A very loud routine.

Whine.
Bark.
Howl.

Repeat.

Over...
and over...
and over again.

Not one bark.
Not one howl.

An endless rotation of emotional instability.

Whine.
Bark.
Howl.

Every cycle a little louder.

Every cycle a little more frantic.

Every cycle somehow convincing Hooligan that this was, in fact, the worst thing that had ever happened to anyone.

The entire time...
Ginger hadn't moved so much as a whisker.

Actually...
I'm absolutely convinced she was enjoying herself.

Not because she was trying to be mean.

Because she'd accidentally discovered the greatest reality show ever created.

Every whine.
Every bark.
Every howl.

Every dramatic emotional collapse.

She'd just sit there...
completely fascinated

Like she couldn't wait to see what happened next.

And Hooligan unknowingly provided a brand-new episode every fifteen minutes.

Adding absolutely nothing helpful to the situation...

Justin had somehow developed what can only be described as selective Hooligan deafness.

He'd be sitting in the chair right next to me...
watching television...
while Hooligan performed his nightly...
Whine.
Bark.
Howl...just a few feet away.

After about the eighty-seventh...
Whine.
Bark.
Howl...Justin's brain had apparently filed it away under:
Background Noise.

L
Every now and then he'd casually look over and ask,
"Do you want to watch another episode?"

I, on the other hand...
was sitting there wondering if it's possible to return a perfectly healthy Irish Wolfhound puppy because the cat won't stop looking at him.

I was rapidly losing the will to remain in the country.

I'd like to tell you I was helping Hooligan.

I wasn't.

I was helping me.

There comes a point where your brain simply cannot process one more...
Whine.
Bark.
Howl...without seriously considering whether living alone in a remote cabin in another country far from here might actually be nice.

So I scooped Ginger up...
marched her into the next room...
and placed her behind the pet gate.

There.

Problem solved.

Except...
it wasn't.

She simply sat down.

Facing Hooligan.

Still watching him.

The only thing that had changed...
was the distance.

The concert continued.

Whine.
Bark.
Howl.

At this point, I wasn't rescuing Hooligan anymore.

I was desperately trying to preserve what little remained of my own sanity.

So I walked over...
looked Ginger directly in those giant yellow eyes...
and slowly closed the door.

Right.
In.
Her.
Face.

"There."

I announced to absolutely no one in particular:

"For the love of everything holy...
can everybody...
PLEASE...
stop looking at everybody else?"

The room became wonderfully quiet.

For almost three seconds.

Then Hooligan swung around and locked onto the closed door.

Not because Ginger was there.

Because she wasn't.

She was on the other side.

He knew she was on the other side.

Every few seconds...
his head whipped back toward the door.

He'd worry she was about to come through it.

Then look disappointed when she didn't.

Then worry all over again.

I was witnessing a dog having an emotional crisis over a cat who wasn't even in the room anymore.

As for me...
I was quietly sitting in my chair wondering if psychiatric facilities accepted admissions based solely on pet-related emotional exhaustion.

Somewhere during all of this...
Ginger got back into the room.

I honestly have no idea how.

Maybe I let her in.

Maybe Justin did.

Maybe I got up for another glass of wine.

Earplugs.

My passport.

Honestly...
by that point my brain had stopped recording events.

All I know is that I looked over...
and there she was.

Back on the end table.

Back in her observation post.

Looking incredibly pleased with herself.

That's when fate intervened.

A moth flew into the room.

Until that moment...
the worst thing Hooligan believed Ginger was capable of...
was staring.

Ginger froze.

Every muscle tightened.

Her eyes locked onto the moth.

Hooligan watched.

She stalked.

She pounced.

She caught it.

She ate it.

The entire time...
Hooligan never took his eyes off her.

Then he slowly turned and looked at me.

His entire world had just changed.

Trying to reassure him, I said,
"Buddy... you're too big to fit in her mouth."

He did not appear convinced.

Just when I thought the evening had finally settled down...
Ginger wandered over in front of Hooligan's x-pen...
threw up the moth's wings...
and quietly walked away.

Hooligan stared.

I stared.

Ginger kept walking.

It wasn't vomit anymore.

It was...
a message.

You know that horse-head scene in The Godfather?

Yeah.

That's exactly what it felt like.

As far as Hooligan was concerned, Ginger had just left him a warning.

Let's review the evidence:

She watches him every night.

She moved to higher ground.

She clearly enjoys watching him lose his mind.

She demonstrated she's an efficient hunter.

Then she deposited the remains of her victim directly outside his bedroom before silently walking away.

Honestly...
if I were Hooligan...
I'd probably be a little concerned too.

Ginger, on the other hand...
was probably thinking,

"Huh.
Moth wings don't digest very well."

That's the thing about cats.

They can create absolute household chaos...
without ever raising their voice.

Ginger never hissed.

Never swatted.

Never chased him.

She simply sat...
watched...
caught one unfortunate moth...
and accidentally—or perhaps intentionally—left behind what Hooligan almost certainly interpreted as a feline mafia warning.

At this point, I'm beginning to think Ginger isn't studying Irish Wolfhounds anymore.

I think she's writing a dissertation on how little effort it takes to completely unravel one.

Every evening, Hooligan settles into his x-pen hoping for a peaceful night's sleep.

Every evening...
he gets another episode of...

The Calicofather.

Every once in a while I come across a post that beautifully captures the history of another breed that is so deeply conn...
07/22/2026

Every once in a while I come across a post that beautifully captures the history of another breed that is so deeply connected to the Irish Wolfhound.

This popped up in one of my Deerhound groups today, and I couldn't help but smile.

If you love Irish Wolfhounds, you'll probably find yourself nodding through much of this. The history of these two magnificent breeds is remarkably intertwined, and without the Scottish Deerhound, the Irish Wolfhound we know and love today might not exist.

Most people know that the Deerhound and Wolfhound look alike. Fewer people know why. When Captain George Augustus Graham set out to preserve the Irish Wolfhound in the 1800s, the Scottish Deerhound wasn't chosen simply because of its appearance. It also helped preserve the noble temperament, quiet dignity, and extraordinary gentleness that had defined the ancient Irish Wolfhound for centuries.

Shamrock actually had a Scottish Deerhound friend named Nessie when he attended daycare. Watching them together, it was impossible not to see the family resemblance—not just in how they looked, but in the way they carried themselves. There was something wonderfully familiar about both of them.

Reading about the Scottish Deerhound is, in many ways, like reading about the Irish Wolfhound's closest cousin. Their histories are different, but they share the same ancient roots, the same quiet nobility, and that incredible gentle spirit that has captured hearts for generations.

I thought many of you would enjoy this. ❤️

There was once a dog in Scotland so precious that, according to centuries-old tradition, no one below the rank of an earl was permitted to own one. It was not merely a companion but an emblem of power, privilege, and the dangerous Highland hunt—a towering, rough-coated hound capable of pursuing a red stag across the open hills.

Long before rifles transformed hunting in Scotland, bringing down a full-grown red deer required extraordinary speed, courage, and strength. Hunters relied upon great coursing hounds that could sight the animal, race across broken ground, overtake it, and hold it until the men arrived. From this brutal and demanding purpose emerged the Scottish Deerhound: a dog resembling a large, heavily b***d Greyhound, protected by a harsh coat and shaped by generations of work in the Highlands.

A successful Deerhound was more than a useful animal. It could represent wealth, status, hospitality, and military alliance. Scottish nobles exchanged prized hounds as gifts, and later histories claimed that during the so-called Age of Chivalry, ownership was restricted to men of sufficiently high rank—often said to be earls or above. Whether this was ever enforced through a specific national statute is uncertain, but the tradition reveals how closely the Deerhound became associated with Scotland’s ruling elite.

Yet its appearance could be deceptive. On the hill, the Deerhound was a formidable hunter, bred to possess the speed, power, and endurance required to pull down a stag. Beside the hearth, however, it became famous for gentleness, dignity, and quiet devotion. The breed standard still emphasizes this contrast: immense physical capability joined to a calm and gracious temperament. It was, in every sense, a warrior’s dog with a poet’s soul.

Few men helped romanticize the breed more than the Scottish novelist Sir Walter Scott. His beloved hound Maida—a cross between Highland Deerhound and Pyrenean stock—became one of the most famous dogs of the nineteenth century. Maida appeared beside Scott in portraits and was immortalized in sculpture at the writer’s home, Abbotsford. Scott is traditionally credited with describing the Deerhound as “the most perfect creature of Heaven,” a phrase that has followed the breed ever since.

But the world that created the Deerhound was disappearing. The collapse of the old clan order, changes in landownership, the division of estates, and the growing use of fi****ms transformed Highland hunting. Stalking and shooting required tracking dogs to follow wounded deer, not enormous coursing hounds that could pursue and seize them. As the old method faded, so did the practical need for the Deerhound.

By the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, the breed had declined dangerously. Dedicated enthusiasts, including members of the McNeill family, helped preserve and restore it, while Victorian interest among aristocrats and sportsmen gave it new prestige. The Deerhound Club was eventually formed in 1886, helping formalize the breed before the ancient working type could disappear completely.

Today, when a Deerhound stands upon a Highland moor—its grey coat lifted by the wind and its long head turned toward the distant hills—it seems less like a modern breed than a survivor from another Scotland.

The chiefs who prized these hounds are gone. Their hunting horns have fallen silent, and many of their castles now stand roofless beneath the rain. But the great dog that once ran beside them still raises its head to the same wind, gazing across the same hills that shaped its speed, strength, and solemn beauty.

Scotland’s nobles nearly vanished into history.

Their hound refused to follow them.

07/21/2026

The Calico Who Studies Wolfhounds

There are two kinds of cats.

Cats that mind their own business.....and Ginger.

Some of you may remember that Ginger spent months absolutely obsessed with Clover.

Every day she'd quietly wander over to Clover's x-pen, sit down directly in front of it, and just.....stare.

Not blink.
Not meow.
Not move.

Just sit there with those giant yellow eyes locked onto Clover like she was documenting a newly discovered species for National Geographic.

Poor Clover would eventually notice.

She'd be chewing on a toy.

Or trying to nap.

Or entertaining herself.

Then she'd look up.....and there would be Ginger.

Watching.

Always watching.

Clover would bark.
Play bow.
Spin in circles.
Howl.
Throw herself dramatically against the side of the x-pen.

Meanwhile Ginger's expression never changed.

We eventually decided the x-pen made Clover "safe to study."

Apparently Ginger was conducting field research.

Well...
Clover's research grant has officially expired.

Because Ginger has selected a new subject.

Hooligan.

Poor, sweet, emotionally transparent Hooligan.

If you've followed his adventures, you already know this boy experiences every emotion at maximum volume.

Happy?
The happiest creature alive.

Excited?
Someone call the neighborhood.

Concerned?
Clearly civilization has collapsed.

Which, apparently, makes him irresistible to Ginger.

Now she quietly wanders over to his x-pen.

He'll be sleeping.
Chewing on a toy.
Or simply enjoying five uninterrupted minutes of peace.

Then he opens his eyes.....and BAM.

GINGER.

No footsteps.
No warning.
No meow.
No graceful approach.

One second there isn't a cat.

The next...
🟠⚫⚪
👁️👁️

A silent calico with glowing yellow eyes has somehow materialized directly in front of him.

Honestly.....I'd probably jump too.

From Hooligan's point of view, he wakes up to discover a multicolored alien has silently entered his bedroom and is staring into his soul.

The poor guy absolutely loses it.

Now here's the part that makes me laugh every single time.

When Hooligan has his emotional meltdown...
..does Ginger run away like every other respectable cat?

Nope.

She doesn't flinch.
She doesn't blink.

She doesn't even shift her weight.

It's like she's been bolted to the floor.

Nothing...
and I mean absolutely nothing...
that Hooligan does convinces her to move.

So what does our future 180-pound Irish Wolfhound do?

Does he bark?
No.

Does he growl?
No.

Does he attempt to intimidate the eight-pound cat?

Not even a little.

He cries.
Not dramatic barking.
Not angry barking.
Actual crying.

The kind that translates into:
"MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!

She's LOOKING at me again!!"

It's honestly pathetic.
Really pathetic.

I love him with my whole heart.....but it's also one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed.

Eventually I can't take it anymore.

Not because Ginger is doing anything wrong.

Not because Hooligan is in danger.

But because my ears and brain simply cannot survive Stage 510 Wolfhound Crying.

So I get up.

Pick Ginger up.

Carry her into another room.

Return.

Tell Hooligan he's okay.

Pet him.

Good boy.

Everything is peaceful again.

Satisfied that the crisis has officially ended, I sit back in my chair.

Put my feet up.

Take a deep breath.

Finally...
Silence.

Hooligan relaxes.
Life is good again.

He looks toward the x-pen door.
..
👁️👁️
GINGER.

Same spot.
Same posture.
Same expression.

I'm convinced she didn't walk back.

She simply.....respawned.

Not near the original spot.
Not approximately where she'd been.

The.
Exact.
Same.
Spot.

At this point I'm convinced she has a designated parking space.

Observation Point Alpha.

I swear she follows the same checklist every single time.

☑ Human removed me.
☑ Human sat back down.
☑ Return to Observation Point Alpha.
☑ Resume staring.

Meanwhile...

Hooligan notices her before I do.

His eyes get huge.
He freezes.
Looks at Ginger.
Looks at me.

His little lip starts quivering.
He doesn't even need words anymore.

I already know.

"...She's back, isn't she?"
😭😭😭😭😭

The crying resumes.

"MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!
She's LOOKING at me again!!"

Me:
"So don't look at her."

Hooligan:
"I HAVE TO LOOK AT HER TO SEE IF SHE'S STILL LOOKING AT ME!!"

Meanwhile...
Ginger:
👁️👁️

She doesn't hiss.
She doesn't swat.
She doesn't stalk.
She doesn't even blink.

She simply.....exists.

And Hooligan does the rest.

Justin will hear the crying from another room.

"What's he upset about now?"

"Ginger."

"...Again?"

"Yep."
"What's she doing?"

"...Existing."

Honestly, I don't think Ginger is obsessed with Irish Wolfhounds anymore.

I think she's obsessed with reactions.

Clover eventually stopped giving her enough material.

Hooligan?
He's an unlimited content generator.

Every silent appearance earns Ginger a brand-new performance.

Then, just when I think the nightly production can't possibly get any louder.....Clover joins in.

Not because she's worried about Ginger.

Not because she's worried about Hooligan.

She's filing a formal noise complaint.

From somewhere else in the house...
AWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Translation:

"MOOOOOOOOOM!!
MAKE HIM SHUT UP!!"

So now we have:

Ginger sitting silently.

Hooligan crying because Ginger is looking at him.

Clover howling because Hooligan won't stop crying.

Me negotiating peace treaties between species.

Justin wondering if earplugs are tax deductible.

And through all of this.....Ginger has never actually done anything.

She has created complete household chaos.....simply by existing.

I think we've finally figured out everyone's role around here.

Ginger: The Instigator (without lifting a paw).

Hooligan: The Emotional Amplifier.

Clover: The Neighborhood Noise Complaint Department.

Me: Full-time Crisis Negotiator.

Justin: The guy who just wants one quiet evening.

Honestly.....our entire household is basically a sitcom.

Every episode starts with something tiny.

A stare.
A bone.
The Evil Pool.
A warm room.

And somehow, twenty minutes later.....everyone is yelling.....except the cat.

The cat is the only emotionally regulated member of the entire cast.

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