Almost Like You

Almost Like You Almost Like You will give you peace of mind while you’re on extended trips away from Fido and Fluffy. So, leave them in good
hands and enjoy yourself.

If you’re anything like us, you have an incredible connection with your dogs and cats. When you’re out of town, you want to make sure they’re with someone who will love them just as much as you do. That’s why we started Almost Like You, to give you peace of mind while you’re on extended trips away from Fido and Fluffy. Care and comfort matter to us as much as it matters to you and your pets. When

you’re away, we don’t want you to have the slightest worry – though we’re sure your treasured companions will stay in your thoughts. Our personalized care includes daily updates, and video chat options. You’ve never seen a dog smile so big as when their moms and dads give them an unexpected call!

Lottie has officially chosen chaos as her life’s mission. 😈🐾Her one and only goal right now? Wear. Every. Single. Dog. O...
01/10/2026

Lottie has officially chosen chaos as her life’s mission. 😈🐾

Her one and only goal right now? Wear. Every. Single. Dog. Out.
If one gets tired, she simply moves on to the next victim like, “Cool, you’re done. Who’s up?”

It took BOTH foster Boon and foster Cody working together to finally wear Lottie out… and let me tell you, that was no small feat. When I saw her actually lay down outside, I almost checked for a pulse because I have never seen that happen before.

RIP Boon and Cody.
Lottie remains undefeated. 🏆🤣

Tucker has issued a formal cease-and-desist.Tucker said, “Listen, Foster Boon—if you don’t quit following me around, sni...
01/10/2026

Tucker has issued a formal cease-and-desist.

Tucker said, “Listen, Foster Boon—if you don’t quit following me around, sniffing my butt, and trying to force me to play when you know damn well I am not an actual dog but a human lap ornament, you’re gonna learn what my teeth are.”

Meanwhile… Boon hears every single snap like it’s a handwritten invitation to play harder.
Snaps? Play cue.
Side-eye? Play cue.
Existential exhaustion? Definitely a play cue.

So here we are: one retired gentleman who does not do dog, and one chaos coordinator who thinks boundaries are just spicy suggestions. 🍿🐶

😂🐾 Smack-A-Doodle 101: Lessons Learned the Hard Way 🐾😂JJ McShorty has officially passed down his finest skill set and ta...
01/10/2026

😂🐾 Smack-A-Doodle 101: Lessons Learned the Hard Way 🐾😂

JJ McShorty has officially passed down his finest skill set and taught foster Millie the smack-a-doodle game just in time for Luca’s sleepover. Because obviously that’s the life lesson we needed right now.

Millie is VERY proud of her new talent.
JJ is thrilled to be a bad influence.
And Luca… well… Luca did not sign up for being the unwilling participant in this nonsense and is 0% impressed with the current situation.

Sleepovers at this house come with chaos, unsolicited training, and absolutely no refunds. 😌🐶💥

Ollie is LIVING HIS BEST LIFE right now. 🐾He is absolutely thrilled to be having a sleepover with all of his besties — a...
01/10/2026

Ollie is LIVING HIS BEST LIFE right now. 🐾
He is absolutely thrilled to be having a sleepover with all of his besties — and even a few new friends that he’s already forming a full-on bromance with.

Him and Foster Boon have been wide open since the moment they got here. No breaks. No regrets. Just nonstop zoomies, wrestling, and chaos. So much so that Ollie finally had to tap out and lay down in the cool mud to cool off because he played himself straight into exhaustion. 😂

Nothing better than happy, muddy, exhausted dogs who are surrounded by friends and living their best dog lives. 💙

Tucker has officially given up on life.Despite repeated and very clear requests, his people continue to ignore his very ...
01/10/2026

Tucker has officially given up on life.

Despite repeated and very clear requests, his people continue to ignore his very reasonable demands. Every time his mom goes on vacation, Tucker has politely asked to be placed in an old folks nursing home, where he can sit quietly with elderly humans, judge the world in peace, and maybe nap between bingo games.

Instead… she keeps throwing him into a pack of wild German Shorthaired Pointers where he absolutely does NOT belong.

These dogs insist on doing things like playing, running, and having joy. Tucker does not do dog. Tucker does not do nonsense. Tucker does not do zoomies.

So now, he spends his days defending his personal space with his teeth, sighing dramatically, and wondering what he did in a past life to deserve being surrounded by feral athletes who think “personal bubble” is a suggestion.

Please keep Tucker in your thoughts during this very trying time.
Justice for Tucker.
Retirement homes for senior dogs. 🐾

01/10/2026

Good morning to everyone who got to sleep in today because they aren’t fostering or harboring a herd of GSPs. 😅

I, on the other hand, am currently down one hand thanks to an unfortunate dog bite… which means I am fully and unapologetically welcoming the Cody & Boone Show.

They keep everyone entertained, which means I can just sit back, watch, and supervise the chaos. 🍿🐾

It’s basically my own hilarious version of Jackass: Doggie Style—no safety gear, no warnings, just two good boys living their absolute best lives.

And honestly? I am absolutely in love with these two. Wild, ridiculous, full-send chaos… and also such good boys. Sometimes the best therapy is just letting the dogs do their thing while you enjoy the show. 💙

Everybody say hello to my newest SEGSP foster, Cody! Cody is a 2-year-old wild man, and within two hours of arriving, he...
01/09/2026

Everybody say hello to my newest SEGSP foster, Cody!
Cody is a 2-year-old wild man, and within two hours of arriving, he had already found his soulmate in SEGSP Foster Boon. These two are now officially inseparable chaos creators, and honestly? I am loving every flipping second of it. There is nothing better than watching two high-octane GSPs get to just be dogs, run hard, play hard, and live their best feral lives outside. Now inside is a work in progress. The living room has been fully rearranged thanks to enthusiastic WWE-style playtime, so we’ll be working on indoor play vs. outdoor play, impulse control, and settling. But let’s be clear Cody has only been here for a couple of hours. The kid is new and he’s excited so he gets a break. What I can say already, he is handsome, sweet and an absolutely amazing boy. Cody is unfortunately heartworm positive, so tomorrow we kick things off with a vet visit to start doxy, and he’ll be hanging out here for the full heartworm treatment (about four months). That means he’s part of the HOWA crew for a while. So buckle up, friends, this is going to be one wild, muddy, zoomie-filled ride, and we are here for every single second of it.

Update for Today 🐾Just a quick heads-up for everyone — I am still down with my hand today. It’s possible that it’s broke...
01/09/2026

Update for Today 🐾

Just a quick heads-up for everyone — I am still down with my hand today. It’s possible that it’s broken due to a dog bite, and I have several puncture wounds between my fingers. My hand is currently wrapped with stitches and medication, and as soon as I can get in for X-rays, I will.

That said… please do not judge my appearance today 😅
I can’t do my hair, can’t get leggings on, can’t tie shoes — so yes, it’s sweatpants and slip-on boots in 70-degree weather. I will look like a hot mess, but I promise your dogs will still love me just the same.

I’ll also be using alternative leashes that I can manage one-handed, and if my hand starts to hurt, I may need to cut walks a bit short.

As always, your dogs are safe, cared for, and loved — even if I’m not looking my best today. Thank you so much for your patience and understanding. 💙🐶

Quick Update for Today 🐾There will be no social media posts today and very limited pictures. I’ve injured my dominant ha...
01/08/2026

Quick Update for Today 🐾

There will be no social media posts today and very limited pictures. I’ve injured my dominant hand, and it’s extremely painful right now.

I’m still going to do my absolute best to walk all the dogs and make sure everyone is taken care of, but some things may be limited. If walks are shorter than usual, or if dogs who have yards don’t get walked today, it’s simply because it’s too painful to safely manage everything.

Please know this: the dogs are absolutely being cared for, even if you’re not seeing the usual photos or updates in the app.

I’m hoping the pain eases up by tomorrow and I can be back to normal, but I won’t know until then. Thank you so much for your patience, understanding, and grace today—it truly means a lot. 💙

Abby and Brandy made it very clear that today’s agenda included absolutely nothing except sitting outside, soaking up th...
01/07/2026

Abby and Brandy made it very clear that today’s agenda included absolutely nothing except sitting outside, soaking up the sun, and enjoying this summer-like weather they love so much. ☀️
Jacob had zero objections and immediately plopped his butt down on Abby’s door mat like it was reserved seating.

So the entire visit was spent outside—no chaos, no demands—just lounging, resting, and enjoying the perfect weather together. Some days really are made for doing nothing at all. 🐾

Beautiful 68° day, sunshine, and out enjoying a peaceful walk with Chino and Jacob—two very handsome boys, completely di...
01/07/2026

Beautiful 68° day, sunshine, and out enjoying a peaceful walk with Chino and Jacob—two very handsome boys, completely different breeds, and well-trained when they feel like it (which usually depends on whether I’m paying attention 😉).

We’re minding our own business when a man calls out and asks if we’re expecting puppies anytime soon. I looked down at the dogs… then back at him… and explained that since they are both boys, that would be a definite no.

Also, I don’t breed dogs—I rescue them. And I certainly wouldn’t mix two high-energy, strong-willed breeds just to “see what happens.”

It’s always interesting the questions people feel comfortable asking on a simple walk. 😂

Who are George, Izzy, and Jacob judging today, you ask?Oh, that would be 100% me.It’s 68 degrees today, which apparently...
01/07/2026

Who are George, Izzy, and Jacob judging today, you ask?
Oh, that would be 100% me.

It’s 68 degrees today, which apparently signaled The Great Squirrel Awakening of 2026. Every squirrel in the tri-county area clocked in for work in George and Izzy’s neighborhood—burying nuts, playing tag, living their best little squirrel lives. There are at least 100 of them. Probably more. I stopped counting after the 37th tail flicked past my vision.

Naturally, these three believe it is their God-given right to chase every single one, stalk them dramatically, and possibly unalive a few for sport.

Unfortunately for them, I chose responsibility today.

So now I’m the villain.
I’m the disappointment.
I’m the one being stared at like I’ve personally ruined the ecosystem.

Judgment has been passed. Sentencing is clear.
I will be paying restitution in the form of extra treats for crimes against fun.

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