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10/29/2021

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02/12/2020

An oldie but goodie

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11/15/2019

Hahahahaha!

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02/14/2019

Probably not the best time for me to be there, but all the more reason to spend most of my time in the countryside an hour or so away, right? It's crazy to think that this time last year, I had never visited Atlanta and now I've been there 3+ times in the last 8 months or so. What brought me to town...

02/01/2019

YES! YES! YES! And then, there appeared a light in the darkness....

The Senate, in a stinging bipartisan rebuke to President Trump’s foreign policy, voted overwhelmingly to cut off debate on legislation to express opposition to the troop drawdowns.

01/31/2019

Yes! Make me proud!!

A push for Georgia to become the 38th state to ratify the Equal Rights Amendment is gaining steam with the prominent Republican backers it has attracted.

01/31/2019

My 2 cents: this is the first one who needs to go the f**k away. We don't have enough oxygen in the room to support everyone and this is one that can easily leave.

While Trump parades his ignorance and moral unfitness, Schultz cloaks his entitlement and narcissism in high-minded ideals and civic concern.

01/31/2019

What's that saying about reaping what you sow?

Bevin and Davis, who lost her re-election bid in November, have asked the court not to award legal fees.

01/31/2019

This makes me very happy.

A spokeswoman for New Jersey Democratic congresswoman Bonnie Watson Coleman confirmed Wednesday that her guest will a woman who was born in Guatemala and has spoken out about the Trump Organization's hiring practices.