01/06/2026
3.7 seconds later, I’m regretting my decision and screaming like a goon as this cute little chicken coop squatter ran all around for dear life! Unfortunately I had shut the door behind me and all I could do was squeal “I’m trapped in here and I don’t want you moving around! Chickens attack!!!” And let me tell you… there was nary an attack made. 🤦🏼♀️😑
In the end (18 long seconds later) we both made it out of the coop alive. This time.