The Nonsense Ranch

05/28/2026

What a gorgeous evening!

05/19/2026

🚨 Financial update from The Nonsense Ranch 🚨

Turns out hay, feed, fencing, vet bills, and emergency “WHY IS THAT ANIMAL ON THE ROOF?!” situations all cost actual money. Rude, honestly.

Currently accepting donations from anyone who enjoys:
• chaotic farm content
• baby animal zoomies
• watching us lose arguments to goats
• pigs with criminal behavior
• cats that break into places they absolutely should not be
• and whatever fresh nonsense Miley is planning next

Every dollar goes toward feed, medical care, bedding, repairs, and keeping this little misfit sanctuary running. Even small donations help more than you know 🩷

Because apparently the animals expect things like “food” and “safe fencing” every single day. The audacity.

If you’d like to help support the ranch chaos, we appreciate you more than Murph appreciates knocking things over at feeding time. 🐐🐷🐓

And if you can’t donate, sharing our posts, cheering us on, or sending emotional support snacks for the humans also counts 😂

05/12/2026

Did you know!? 👀🥚

Guinea eggs may be small, but they pack a punch! These little beauties have thick shells with adorable tan speckles and are often described as richer and creamier than chicken eggs thanks to their higher yolk-to-white ratio.

They’re also loaded with nutrition and are typically available seasonally from March through October around here at The Nonsense Ranch 🐓✨

Basically… tiny fancy eggs from tiny chaotic dinosaurs.

Want to try some? They are currently available in cartons of 6 or 12 🪺

05/11/2026

The grounds crew is hard at work cleaning up the back yard today 💚

05/11/2026

Update from the Nonsense Ranch chaos committee: Miley has officially retired from getting her head stuck in fences… only to move on to bigger and more dramatic adventures 🙃

Last week this sweet little troublemaker somehow managed to break her back leg and is now rocking a cast for the next two weeks. Poor baby girl has been quarantined in the nursery/sick bay while she heals, and she’s definitely been missing her momma and sister. 🩷

Thankfully, Miley is handling recovery the best way she knows how: demanding snacks and soaking up extra cuddles. Honestly, she may never want to leave the VIP suite. 😂

We’re all hoping for a smooth recovery for our sweet little chaos queen! 🐐💕

05/10/2026

Happy Mothers Day to all of those special momma and momma figures in the world 💐💜💐

05/10/2026

Local friends! The chickens have been working overtime and we are officially STOCKED UP on eggs around here 🥚🐓😂

We make a delivery run to the crew every other Friday and usually have extra cartons available each week for porch pick up!

✨ Chicken eggs AND guinea eggs available ✨

$5/carton
Delivery available for a small fee 🚗

As always, every dollar goes right back into feeding hay goblins, head-butters, and the rest of The Nonsense Ranch chaos crew 🩷🐐🐑🐓

05/09/2026

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05/09/2026

Phineas Never-Be loves to have his face squished 🐷 And I love to squish his face. Match made in heaven! 💙🐽

05/09/2026

Sometimes you just want to go lay like a starfish in the front pasture and take a silly picture. Then a giant ogre comes to sit on you and tickle the hell out of you 🤣🥰

05/08/2026

Happy Friday!! 🥳😆

Broken party horn 🎉