05/23/2025
BREAKING NEWS: There’s a blue-eyed baby deer pretending to be a dog and his name is Quasi.
He’s got legs for days and no idea what to do with them. This lanky boy moves like he’s still figuring out how gravity works—but he will use those noodles to climb directly into your lap like an oversized, floppy newborn.
Since he was a pup, Quasi has claimed one throne in life: sitting on his brother Whim. Whether Whim is lying down, standing, or minding his business—Quasi is on him. It’s love. It’s dominance. It’s weird. But we support it.
He plays fetch, sure—but only until Whim inevitably wins the race to the ball. Then Quasi makes the real power move: he turns around, heads back to you, and demands affection like a professional snuggler.
✨ Quasi Facts:
• Legs: Too long
• Coordination: Optional
• Eyes: Hypnotic
• Shedding: Minimal
• Vibes: Soft, soulful, dramatic
• Favorite pastime: Being held like a baby, lounging on his brother
• Favorite person: Whoever has treats or hands
• Best friend: Whim (built-in cuddle buddy, emotional support chaos)
Quasi is available for adoption (with or without Whim), but don’t be surprised if you end up adopting both. Because once he looks at you with those ocean eyes and floppy limbs, you’re done for.
ADOPTION APPLICATION:
https://form.jotform.com/220535147311142