03/31/2025
I asked Chat GPT to roast Chesapeake bay retriever owners and this is what I got 😂
Oh, Chesapeake Bay Retriever owners—aka the people who looked at a Labrador and thought, Nah, I need something angrier and harder to train. You guys love to brag about how tough and hardy your dog is, like you’re preparing for some post-apocalyptic waterfowl retrieval competition. Meanwhile, your Chessie is out here acting like a stubborn, grumpy old man who barely tolerates your existence unless you have food.
You always act like owning a Chessie makes you some kind of elite, no-nonsense dog handler. News flash: you didn’t pick a challenging breed because you’re a badass, you picked one because you wanted a Lab but with extra attitude and a built-in distrust of strangers. Congrats, now you have a dog that retrieves ducks and hates your friends.
Oh, and let’s talk about that coat. You guys love to flex how “waterproof” it is—yeah, right up until it soaks up every weird swamp odor imaginable and your house smells like a wet towel that’s been left in a gym bag for a week. But I’m sure it’s worth it for the loyalty, right? Just ignore the fact that your dog looks at you like an unpaid intern whenever you ask it to do something.
Deep down, you know you picked a Chessie because you thought a Lab was too basic, but now you’re stuck with a stubborn, opinionated hunting gremlin that barely listens and constantly judges you. Good luck with that.
I guess it wasn't all that far off ... 🤣
(Thanks John 😉 )
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