06/03/2025
Let’s have some fun. Post a pic of your pet and dating profile that fits their personality. We’ll start it off….
🐾 CHAOS SEEKING A PARTNER IN CRIME (AND POSSIBLY LOVE) 🐾
Name: Chaos (yes, it’s my actual name—my parents knew what they were getting into)
Age: 2 years young, but emotionally? Somewhere between a toddler and a tornado.
Breed: French Bulldog – compact, cuddly, and constantly confused.
Height: Short King 👑
Weight: Built like a loaf of bread and proud of it.
About Me:
I snore like a drunk uncle, fart like it’s a language, and believe personal space is a myth. I enjoy knocking things off tables, starting zoomies at 3am, and giving side-eye like a seasoned reality show contestant.
Turn-Ons:
• Crinkly snack bags
• Dramatic flops on cool floors
• Dirty tennis balls
• Dogs who respect the art of chaos
Turn-Offs:
• Vacuums (spawn of Satan)
• The mailman (don’t trust him)
• Rain (how dare the sky betray me)
• Being told “no” (I don’t speak that language)
Looking For:
A ride-or-die playmate who’s into sniffing everything, wrestling like it’s WrestleMania, and occasionally helping me gang up on the Roomba. Bonus points if you’re cool with me stealing your bed and your heart.
Drop a pic of your pup in the comments. Let’s raise a little heck together. 💥🐶