10/24/2026
โญ๐พ RUFF REVIEWS: THE DOGS HAVE SPOKEN! ๐พโญ
Apparently, my four-legged clients have been leaving Google reviews behind my backโฆ and honestly, Iโm considering legal action. ๐๐คฃ *These are fictional reviews **
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โCame in smelling like a dead raccoon. Left smelling like a lavender cupcake. My entire personality has been erased.โ ๐ค
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โShe touched my feet. ALL FOUR OF THEM. Without my written consent.โ ๐พ๐จ
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โWas told we were going for a ride. Ended up in a bathtub. I will never trust my mother again.โ ๐๐ญ
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โThe groomer called me a good boy 47 times. I am a grown man, Susan.โ ๐
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โAsked for a wolf cut. Left looking like somebodyโs precious little angel. Absolutely humiliating.โ ๐บ๐
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โ10/10. Got treats, compliments, and a fresh haircut. Still peed on her floor. Would recommend.โ ๐คฃ
๐ถ๐ฌ YOUR TURN!
If YOUR dog could leave me a Google review, what would it say?!
๐ Drop your dogโs name and their brutally honest review in the comments!
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๐ Where the dogs leave looking fabulousโฆ whether they approve or not!