06/22/2025
Update at 9:30pm: To all the people who are proudly correcting me: "Ahem, it's ACTUALLY a m**h pipe thankyouverymuch," I just want to say - THANK YOU for the entertainment. Y'all are giving me life tonight :)
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Multiple choice question:
What is the strangest thing you've ever had donated to the shelter?
A. Very large bra
B. Beach towel with the words "Big Daddy" embroidered on it
C. A used crack pipe (!!!)
If you answered A, B or C, you have answered correctly - but today's discovery was, ahem, a bit surprising, to say the least. π³ Pretty sure it was an accident. π€¦ββοΈ
To those of you who are like, "WHAT IS THIS?" It is, in fact, a crack pipe atop some dog food. We can use the dog food, but the pipe? Not so much. Rest assured, it has been safely disposed of. π€ͺπ« π