03/22/2026
🚨 20th March 🚨
WE’VE MADE IT TO SPRING YOU GLORIOUS EQUINE LEGENDS 🌼🐴
Guys…
We have survived:
• frozen taps
• 17 rugs per horse (none of which were the correct one)
• mud that could legally be classed as a new country
• the daily “is it lame or just dramatic?” panic
• and walking into the yard like a Michelin man with emotional damage
Honestly… it’s been character building.
I did not ask for this level of personal growth.
But here we are.
Still standing.
Still slightly feral.
Still financially committed to creatures that live outside and judge us.
Spring is HERE.
Which means:
🌱 “rugs on or off” becomes a personality crisis
🌱 the fields pretend they’re dry (they are lying)
🌱 the horses gain ✨energy✨ and questionable life choices
🌱 and we all start saying “this is the year we get our s**t together”
(we will not, but I respect the optimism)
Now… gather round…
Let’s pray to the mud gods 🙏
Say it after me:
NO MORE MUD. NO MORE MUD.
LOUDER:
NO MORE MUD. NO MORE MUD.
(whispers… it’s still going to be muddy isn’t it 😭)
Take a moment today…
Breathe in that slightly less offensive air.
Appreciate not chipping ice out of buckets.
And remind yourself…
You did it.
You survived winter like the absolute legend you are 💪🐴
Now go enjoy your horse, your coffee, and the illusion of dry socks.